AN: Sorrrryyyy! This update took a long long time but as a reward this is longer than the first chapter .
John was running.
He ran so much his dicko flopping gracefuluy in the wind. He ran because he was sad and loved Sherlco k but his parents would disown him and jesus would cry. Gay sex made jesus cry john knew this because he was cAthokic and so was his mum and dad. He new that Sherlock would not find him so he hid.
He hid for a long time in his olLD FAMILY CHURHC (because he was catholic and he went to church (so was his mum and dad they were catholic too)) But suddenly the big chuch door swung open and there stood sherlock his sexy defined cheekbone cut the wind and made whistling noise.
"How did you find me" John said angrily but also hornily because Sherlocks dick was sitll big and he had a tattoo of sTeevn moffatso on his dick which made it sexier. (Sherlock ran over to John naked aswell because he love John so much he didnt put clothes on he just ran too)
"john... i know you are catholic and so are your parents and gay sex is a sin but I love you john and I want to sex you and i know Jesus will be okay with it and i know this because were in a church and if we have sex here and dont get sent to hell it means hes okay with it"
Sherlock was right. If they sexed in the church than they could get Jesus approval because Jesus could see how much they love each other so they went over to the alter.
Sherlock Piked up John and put him onto the alter rigth where the jesus statue was looking. he pressed his dick onto Johns hairy asshole and stuck it in with no lubricant because love is the only lubricant you need. Johns fat flabby nipple boobs were flopping everywhere when Sherlock stuck his strong man meat into John repeatedly and they both moaned loudly right in front of jesus. Sherlock made an ugly face, uglier than his face usually is which sounds hard to do but it happened. And he spurt cum strings into Johns little hairy man hole.
"fucko!" John screamed. and he also came too on the alter where jesus was looking.
They both looked at each other, Sherlock looked deeply at Johns sweaty wrinkly prune face and yellow teeth and went to kiss him.
But with a sudden rumble the Jesus statue came to life!
"Holy fuck its Jesusman!" Sherlock screamed so loud because he was scared but also his dick was scared too. Sherlock was scared that john would be killed by Jesus so he flopped onto John like a fish to protect him.
~*~TBH~*~