You knock on Clint's bedroom door and whisper, "Clint, you awake?"
You wait a little while with no response. "Guess not."
You open the door as quietly as possible and sneak over to his bed. The floors creek a little, but not enough to wake him. You continuously poke his face while whispering his name, but when that doesn't work you start talking in a normal voice while calling him name like Clinty and Man With Eyes Of An Hawk. That didn't work, either, so you ran out the door and got a bowl of hot water. You carefully put the bowl on the bed and put his hand in it. After five minutes of that not working you take the bowl of water and dump it on his face while yelling things like "WAKE UP!" and "GET OFF MY LAWN!" When that didn't even work you put your h/l, h/c safely up in a ponytail and get as close to his ear as possible without touching him.
"If you get up I may marry you," you say in a normal voice. Then his eyes open.
"Now your awake?! What happened when I yelling?!"
"I've been awake since you knocked on the door." You roll your eyes like you knew that the whole time. "Why are you here, (First Name)?"
"You said you'd take me shopping since Fury won't take me and I WANNA GO SHOPPING!"
"Ugh, do I have to? It's my birthday."
"I will think about staying here if you kiss me."
"Fine by me."
Then Clinty kissed you straight on the lips as if it was a normal thing that happened between the two of you. You were surprised for a while, but you started to kiss and it turned from a little kiss to a full out makeout session. Sadly, after some time you have to catch your breath.
"Can we go shopping now?"