Chapter 2
Dear Dobe
I see you've remained just as mature as ever. I'm definitely not looking forward to spending that many classes with you. How'd you manage to get into college anyways? I thought they'd be better at screening out idiots such as yourself. Then again I suppose with the amount of money they're charging for tuition, they'd let a monkey in if he happened to have a cashable check.
Sakura has agreed to date you? Let me ask you this then…Did she go blind? Just kidding…sort of. I'm sure you guys will hit it off. You're two of the most annoying people I've ever met, and your both completely obsessed with me, must give you a lot to talk about.
I'll be arriving a few days before school starts so I have some time to settle in. My guardian won't be coming out for two or three weeks after the start of the semester. Selling and packing up the house takes a long time apparently. I have your number still, unless you've changed it, so I'll call you once I've unpacked and everything. Seems like I need to teach you a lesson anyways if you still somehow think that you could possibly beat me.
I can't believe you're living with Neji and Hinata. She's so goddamned quiet, and he's just a jackass. But I guess your lucky you're sorta living on your own and not that old pervert Jiraiya. I would be moving by myself, but the courts decided that I was not to be treated as a legal adult until after Orochimaru and my doctors decide that it's in my best interest. It's such a ridiculous thing for them to decide, but I'm pretty sure Orochimaru had something to do with the decision.
I miss you too you idiot. We'll get together as soon as I'm back.
~Sasuke