VM: Chapter two is now up.

Kira: VM doesn't own us.

VM: Thank you, Kira. Now on with the show!


(A/N: Have life insurance ready, your lungs might blow open from seeing Yzak get caught in a cliché)

Yzak walked out and saw Athrun, then looked up only to see an anvil land on his head. (VM: Cliché!)

"Owww…what the heck is this doing here?" He asked himself.

…And nobody realizes that I did it.

I, Vengeful Moon, who is also known as Testament, was the one who dropped the anvil on Yzak's skull. And all I did was chuckle at his stupidity.

Athrun just walked back into the mansion. Then he slipped and saw a very seductive Cagalli. She had nothing but her towel on.

"Are you up for a little fun?" She asked.

"Sure, why not?" He replied, kissing her passionately for three seconds then heading to the kitchen to eat.

She could only blush at the thought of the two of them "having fun" later in the day as she followed her husband.


Stellar Loussier and Shinn Asuka, who are married at this time, decided on taking a stroll at the park.

…But what they didn't know was that Angelo had set up a cliché prank there.

"Stellar wants to see a bird's nest!" She squealed.

"Okay." He said, taking Stellar up a tree and showing her the nest of a hummingbird.

"Stellar likes it." She told Shinn.

"Good to know, sweetie." He replied, kissing her passionately for a second and touching her arm. He then whispered into her ear:

"Tag, you're it."

She could only giggle as she and Shinn jumped down the tree and chased each other around.

…Then the trap was sprung as the both of them fell in a pile of mud. Only one man could have done this.

"Angelo." They both said at the same time.


VM: Uh-oh, someone's in trouble!

Stellar: Stellar will kill Angelo!

Angelo: (gulps and tries to run)

Shinn: (grabs Angelo by the collar) Oh no, you don't! (Beats him up with Stellar's help in a fight cloud of doom)

VM: R&R, people! See you later!