A/N: YO! It's Sho!
I have just one thing to say. I SURVIVED MAKING THREE CHAPTERS OF THIS SHIT!
Okay as you guys have seen in my other Author's notes I don't really curse that much but you would probably know by now seeing as how I make a lot of curses in my stories. The truth is that I swear. A LOT. So probably not a good idea to piss me off on the internet because it's pretty easier for me to try to possibly murder you in text. Haha, true story.
ANYWAY! I'm getting off topic again! Just read the second chapter of this story and review! It's pretty short.
And if you love 'Ashley mode' Lucy, then you'll love this chapter!
Also another note: The final chapter of my three-shot 'idiot' accidentally got deleted by a certain someone and to tell the truth I didn't really want to work on it as much as I want to when I first posted the first chapter anymore. Though, if you liked it, maybe I'll actually stop being a lazy ass betch and just rewrite the freaking chapter.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. That's why I hate everything. Sometimes. I dunno. My head's messed up.
Stay quiet, Lucy. Don't say a word.
"So Luce, I loved the tulips you chose! It totally resembles me!" That's what she said. No—I mean tea-no heat-n—wait what?
Never mind.
"Hey Lucy? Are you okay sweetie? You haven't been talking a lot lately."
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE CALLING SWE—Ugh. Okay Lucy, just calm down. For now. You just have to wait a little longer and you'll be beating the whole lot of shit out of Natsu in no time.
"Yeah Lucy. Are you alright? Don't tell me you're already pregnant with my grandson!"
Just wait until Igneel's gone Lucy, and you can finally roast the pink-haired idiot. And who the hell does this old hag(I don't mean that) think he's calling pregnant?! Me?! Pregnant with Natsu's child?! Oh fuck no! I'd rather have Erza slice my head before I would even consider making him my future child's father!
"Dad!" I saw Natsu yell at Igneel from my peripheral vision and sighed. Sometimes I wondered why I even accepted this shitty walk home.
You might be wondering what is currently happening at the moment, so do let me graciously tell you. 4 hours ago was when I thought the world ended. And I wished right at that moment that it actually did. Well us sadistic people don't really get what we want sometimes do we? Anyway, the whole time we were in Igneel's office, I spent it on trying to burn a hole through the idiot's head while he's the one being interrogated. Good. At least I'm not the one asked about our 'relationship' and say a lot of crappy compliments.
And somehow I ended up walking home with these two. I wished it was just Natsu. I'm pretty sure I left my butcher's knife beside the door. Damn.
"So, I guess I'll leave you lovebirds alone now?" I stiffened, but a few seconds later a smirk tried to make its way to resurface on my lips. "You can take her home alone right Natsu?" I heard said boy gulp, making it harder for me to stop my lips from twitching upwards.
"Y-Yeah!"
"Great! See you at work this Monday Lucy! And get back to the Agency as soon as you're done taking her home Natsu! This time you don't even want to know what I would do to you if you slack off again!" That was what Igneel said before he walked away in a different direction, leaving me alone with Natsu on the sidewalk that leads to strawberry street. I would have killed him right now, but I didn't have anything on me to torture him with at the moment so…
Well, he IS taking me home, right?
"Okay, EXPLAIN. NOW."
"Can you please put down the axe first?"
"Hell no I ain't. Now spill the dipshit or I might just kill you before you can even utter crap."
"Okay," Natsu took a deep breath. In fact, too deep exactly. Is this asshole stalling?
Current position: Natsu seated firmly on my living room couch while I'm apparently standing on my coffee table, pointing a big ass axe right in front of his throat, me readying myself if I ever needed to cut down his Adam's apple. Which I probably will and have to escape Magnolia to not risk being caught for doing so.
He shrugged. OH, YOU'RE ADAM'S APPLE IS SO DE—
"What's wrong with marrying someone you love?"
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"…eh?" My dumbfounded self dropped the axe. What…the fuck…did he just say?
"I mean—come on! I won't marry you if I don't love you, but I do so…" he…blushed.
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"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SERIOUSLY?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE MOST HILARIOUS JOKE YOU COULD EVER PULL YET NATSU! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA—!" I paused for a second to cough and resumed my laughter. I even felt myself fall off the coffee table and yet I'm still laughing my ass off.
"You love me?! We only met 5 months ago and you already fucking love me?! AHAHAHAHAHA! Are you actually serious?!" I held my stomach as I sat up straight while still letting out a few giggles and faced towards the couch, expecting to see him laughing too because what he said was FAR from possible.
Well, I don't actually think an intense stare that's directed straight to the eye counts as laughing though.
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"Holy shit, you ARE serious." After I said that he stood up from the couch and walked around the coffee table, stopping in front of me and kneeling down so that we're both on eye-level. What exactly is he doing?
"Lucy Heartfilia, I love you. And I would like to reassure that." That was what he said before he gently but swiftly pressed his lips against mine, and I couldn't even do anything since it seemed like everything froze around me. I couldn't even get mad since my brain which is the part of the body that interprets feelings and other crap froze along with time too. The only thing I could do was two options, I either kiss him back or just stay frozen and stare at him.
Well I would damn myself before I would even choose the first option. Staring it is then…
After a few seconds he pulled away and leaned his forehead against mine. "So please, marry me."
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...I punched him straight in the face.
"WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU ASK ME NOW WHEN WE ARE GETTING MARRIED?! AND MARRY YOU?! NO WAY IN HELL!" Now those are words of my pride.
2 weeks later...
"I do."
My pride is now officially shot to hell.
"I now pronounce you, husband and wife. You may kiss the bride." The ped—I mean Priest, gestured for the idiot in front of me to kiss me, and the idiot responded with an enthusiastic nod and grin, facing me.
I could hear Igneel's and our friends' cheers and catcalls from my right ear when Natsu started to lean forward. Just resist it Lucy. You can do this. For the bacon.
Just for the bacon.
Information:
Name: Lucy Heartfilia
Likes: Bacon, Zodiacs, Stars, Books, Friends, Sports, Music, and every other kind of violent stuff you can use to either torture or kill someone
I started leaning forward too when Natsu suddenly grabbed me by the waist as he slipped his fingers through the back of my blonde hair, kissing me full on the lips. My palm found its way to his cheek by instinct, and I think my stupid action just made the crowd go even wilder. Aaaaah, that's FT for you. I don't even know why I'm letting this asshole kiss me. Oh yeah…damn you and your crispy brown thin layers of juiciness. Just why in hell can't I resist you? (I'm talking about the bacon, not the asshole)
Natsu pulled away and leaned back so that I can stand up straight again, grinning the whole time. "I love you, Luce."
Without sparing him a glance and just continuing to stroke my wedding dress, I replied. "Whatever. Whether that 'I love you' is fake or not, it doesn't matter."
"You're so mean."
"Give me my bacon earlier this week and maybe I'll be at least 0.01% more nicer."
A/N: I think I'm the only one who is truly addicted to bacon here. Especially since Christmas is coming.
And I think a lot of people would either thank me or be ashamed of me for letting NaLu kiss twice in one chapter.
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Ja ne!
~Shoyukine