Out of the forest
Here I come
Just lookin' to have some fun
Using the fog
To keep me low
You wanna go toe to toe?
I have unknown roots
Fuck, i wear a suit,
I'm not some internet myth
not just a scary name
Shut up dawg,
I aint that lame
Creeping up on kids
Gonna om nom nom them
if they're under eight
gonna pedobear bomb 'em
Girls taste the best, you understand?
Hell, they taste like M&M's
Now are you that gullible?
My tears are so colourful
I got strong tentacles
I have a chronicle
I am lovable
Check out my monocle!
Though I look horrible
You're just jealous,
'cause I'm so lyrical
With this rap my reign
has gone empirical
I start fires
I'm no liar
Wanna guess my race
Cuz I aint got no face
So I can leave the scene
without a trace
I will lend a hand
I am the most epic one-man band
Now get yo' head right out of the sand
Cuz I am the slenderman