Okay, peoples! I'm gonna' continue this story, since I'm a crazy fan girl. Lol.
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Sasori was dozing off under a tree. He thought he saw the strange rock again, but he told himself he was just imagining it. He was proven wrong. The rock hit him the head, once again. He looked around, and as he suspected, he was a cat. Hidan ran outside, towards Sasori, the cat. "Hey, look!" Hidan pointed, "It's a cat! I can use you for my sacrifice ritual!!" Sasori jumped back. If he could, he would totally kick Hidan's ass right then. But sadly, he could not. He was a freakin' cat!
"HALT!" They heard an unfamiliar voice, it sounded like someone that was British. There was a ferret flying towards the two, at a very high speed. It slammed into Hidan's head. Hidan fell to the ground, and disappeared in a cloud. When the dust was gone, a dog (it was a husky, to be exact) stood in Hidan's place.
"What the fuck?! HOW AM I A DOG?!" The ferret stood up, and patted the dust off himself. He was wearing a small top hat, like those harajuku girls wear.
"Oh dear, it seems I've now turned two people into animals…" The ferret apologized, in his British accent, "my name is Sebastian. I created this magical rock, though I had no intention of it escaping and causing trouble…" Hidan was pissed.
"What the hell is going to happen to us?!"
"Well, you two are…what are your names?" The cat spoke first.
"Sasori." Hidan looked surprised.
"Wha?! You're Sasori? Oh, I'm Hidan."
"I'm guessing you two know each other? So, what will happen to you two is this: you will stay as animals, unless it is a night with a full moon. I can't change either of you back, since the rock is now completely destroyed. I will return once in a while. My deepest apologies." The ferret disappeared. Before Hidan had a chance to open his mouth to yell, Deidara and Itachi came running, looking for Sasori and Hidan. They ran to the two animals. Deidara knew the cat.
"Hey, it's Sasori! And you have a puppy friend, too! Now we can keep both of you! Itachi will take care of the puppy, right?" Deidara looked over at Itachi, with a face that said: 'If you say no, you'll die'.
"I guess I can…you're name is Hidan." Hidan barked (literally).
"Of course, that's who I actually am!" Sasori sighed.
"That's the same thing I said when I was named." Deidara patted Sasori on the head.
"Now, let's go inside!" Deidara and Itachi went to go tell the leader that Sasori was missing, again, and now Hidan was missing, too. They had no idea that the 'cute kitty' and the 'puppy' were actually Sasori and Hidan. Tobi smothered Sasori and Hidan with hugs.
"Yay! A cute kitty and now even a fuzzy puppy!!" That pissed Hidan off to the max. Hidan bit Tobi on the arm. Tobi jumped back and yelled. "Ah!! The puppy is a meanie!!" Tobi ran in circles, clenching his arm. He stopped and talked to Sasori. "You're buddy is a meanie!" Sasori's eyes lowered. He also bit Tobi, then. Tobi started running in circles again. "Ah! Sempai's kitty has gone crazy! He has been badly influenced by his meanie puppy buddy!!" Tobi swung his arm around like crazy, with Sasori still attached. After a few minutes, Sasori finally lost his grip. He went flying, and hit the wall, and then to the ground. Tobi screamed. "Ahhhhhhh!! Tobi isn't a good boy anymore!! Tobi should be arrested for animal cruelty!!" Deidara and Itachi entered the 'crime scene', that's what Tobi had called it.
"Um, Tobi? Why is your arm bleeding? You shouldn't mess around with Sasori and Hidan." Tobi laughed.
"You named the kitty and puppy Sasori and Hidan! Lol!" Deidara sighed.
"Tobi, lol is what people say in chat rooms. NOT when you're talking in person. Itachi, bring Hidan to your room. I'll bring Sasori to mine." They walked away, Sasori followed Deidara, and Hidan followed Itachi. Sasori couldn't sleep again. Deidara was having another sick dream about the Sasori he was, before he was turned into a cat by some British psychopath-scientist ferret. Hidan didn't sleep in the bed with Itachi; Itachi had said animals belong on the floor. Itachi talked in his sleep. Hidan heard him say something about some guy he needed to kill because he stole all his fan girls. If Hidan heard right, the guy he supposedly needed to kill was someone named Sasuke. Hidan thought he had heard about someone named Sasuke before, but he ignored it and fell asleep, curled up on the floor.
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Babs McGoogle: "Are you happy I made another chapter? My perverted yaoi fan side liked it. Hah hah. I have two minds, just like Zetsu! One side of me likes serious stories, but the side of me that has been coming out a lot lately is my yaoi-crazy moe-loving side!!"
Hidan: "Why the hell did you turn me into a dog?!"
Babs McGoogle: "It wasn't me! It was Sebastian!"
Hidan: "Huh?! You
mean the guy from Lucky Star, the guy that's always on the
Lucky Channel?!"
Babs McGoogle: "Um, no. Why do you know so
much about Lucky Star, anyway?"
Hidan "Erm…forget all that just happened. Please review…."
Babs McGoogle: "Hidan! You changing the subject at awkward moments is getting old!!"
Hidan: "SHUT UP, BABS!! HAVE A NICE DAY STABBING YOURSELF FOR MY RELIGION, THE BEST RELIGION E-VAH!! BYE-NII!!"
Babs McGoogle: "(sigh)"
Thanks for Reading!
-Signing off, Babs McGoogle