i own none of it. this chapter is short, but it was fun to write.

It was Saturday. We were sitting in the Three Broomsticks. I was next to Sirius and James was next to Marigold, who was across from me. Our plan? Be the most annoying couple possible until James dumped Marigold and threatened Sirius for his life. Or I vomited. Whichever came first.

If He doesn't get his tongue out of her throat I might just rip that out too. Uh-oh. Time for some serious acting.

"Oh, Siwi! You have chocolate on your face! Let me get it for you!" I licked te corner of my napkin and wiped it off.

"Thank you, Lily-kins!"

"You're welcome, puppy-bear!" By the way, that was his choice of a name, not mine.

"Awww. You're so sweet!"

"No you are."

"No you."

"No you."

"Marigold, don't you have to -er- powder your nose or something?"

"Yeah. Lily, come with me." She grabbed my arm and I was dragged out of my seat.

"I'll miss you, Sir-sir!"

"I'll miss you more, Lil-lil!"

"No, I will!"

"No, I will!"

Before I could respond, I was dragged away.