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"Ernie, it's not not the Department of Mysteries," Justin said with a slight hint of exasperation as he sat down on a sofa in the Hufflepuff Common Room.
"Justin, I want this to be just right though," Ernie said with a slight sigh. "I want to sweep him off his feet, let him know that he's my light in the dark, my true love, my one and only. He is the one who completes me, makes me feel like all is right with the world no matter what. His eyes are so-"
"You can drown in them, yes I know!" Justin said with an annoyed sigh. "I've heard you say this a million times before. Just TALK to him!"
Ernie sighed once more and Justin rolled his eyes.
"But I can't!" Ernie exclaimed. "He's just too amazing, too handsome, too-"
Justin sighed. This was going to be a long day.