The Ultimate Naruto Quiz Show!
Chapter Two!
Nya-ha! I'm back, and with my first review! Yay! Since it's only one, this Chappie will be short too. Well, when I got more reviews, I'll put more letters in!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto……or his friends/ enemies/ acquaintances. (Blah blah blah blah blah)
"Blah"-Inner V-sama
"Blah"- Talking
"Blah"- Letter
'Blah'- Thoughts
Me: Hi! My Co-host for this chappie is………..Diedara!
Deidara: Woo-hoo, yeah!
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"Hello, and welcome back to the Ultimate Naruto Quiz show!" V-sama declared, standing at her podium.
"I hate her so much." Sasuke grumbled to himself.
"I heard that!" V-sama's cosmic energy chained Sasuke to a wall.
"Anyway……We got our first letter! Yay!" Confetti poured down from no where and V-sama held up a white envelope. She opened it up:
"hahaha! KILL THEM ALL!
no seriously, for every question they get wrong... (Or you just don't liketheir answer,) you could kill one of them off, in very hilarious ways thatreally should under no circumstances actually kill someone but simply becauseyou said so... It does. Mwhahahaha. Okay... my first question is... (Drum rolepeople)... Is Tobi really Obito, or is everyone just missing somethingthere...?Q2: Why does Kakashi wear the mask?q3: is he gorgeous?Q4: can we see?Q5: has Hinata ever checked what underwear the teachers wear, or is thatcomic strip lying?Q6: Can Hinata see under Kakashi's mask?Q7: Has she ever checked?Q8: What's so special about Ichiraku Ramen?Q9: Can we have a coupon?Q10:why is Shikamaru such a lazy bum? Toriga-Okami"
"Good questions! Well, Kakashi? Why do you wear the mask?"
V-sama demanded.
"…….Well………." There was a dramatic pause. "I wear it to hide my face, obviously." Everyone sweat dropped at his answer.
"Even with torture, I think that's the best answer we're getting from him………Moving on! Are you gorgeous, Kakashi?" V-sama asked.
"I'm not sure." Kakashi replied dully.
"Can we see?" V-sama pressed on.
"No." Kakashi attempted to run, and was caught by the cosmic energy.
"Take off the mask." V-sama demanded.
"Yes, Ma'am." Kakashi replied, pulling down his mask to show…..Another mask?! When that one was pulled down, there was……More masks?!
"Kakashi, do you even have a face?" V-sama asked, after ripping off nearly 30 masks.
"Of course. I'm just well prepared." He replied.
"You know what, I don't have time for this." V-sama dismissed Kakashi and looked around the room for Tobi.
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"Well, Tobi? Are you Obito?" V-sama asked.
"Who? Tobi's a good boy. He don't know Obito! He's actually--" Tobi started to answer.
"No spoilers Tobi! Only answer the given question." V-sama commanded.
"Okay. But Tobi's still a good boy?" Tobi asked.
"Of course." V-sama shooed him away.
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"Well, Hinata? Have you ever checked what the jonin's underwear looks like?" V-sama asked, grinning slyly.
"W-w-w-w-w-w-WHAT?!?!?!" Hinata turned bright red, and fainted at the thought.
"Umm……Maybe I should answer that. Hinata's too shy to do something like that. Since she fainted, I don't think we're going to be able to get her to answer the other questions." V-sama pulled her off the stage.
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"Well, Naruto? What's so special about Ichiraku Ramen?" V-sama asked.
"Are you kidding?!?! It's the best! It tastes so wonderfully good! Dattebayo! If I went without it I'd---" Naruto went on.
"That's enough. Shut up." Duck tape appeared on Naruto's mouth.
"Mmmph! Mmmmph! Bmpphhh!" Naruto cried out, not being able to breathe, because the duck tape covered his nose, too.
"Ooops. Oh, well. I'll heal him later. Since Ichiraku Ramen doesn't exist in your dimension, as far as I know, a coupon will do you no good!" V-sama exited off the stage……
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…….And dragged in a sleeping Shikamaru. She threw him on the floor.
"Wake up you worthless piece of-- Up. Now." V-sama commanded, kicking poor Shikamaru…….well….where it hurt. That's for sure.
"Aaaiiiiii!!!! Owwwww!!!!! Dear God, What's wrong with you?!?!" Shikamaru cried out, rolling in pain.
"Many, many things. It all started when……Umm…..Well, that's a story for another episode! Anyway, Why are you so lazy?" V-sama asked.
"……I don't know…….I just am………" Shikamaru replied before falling asleep.
"How dare you all keep giving me that! I want a real response. I'm not taking this crap ANYMORE!!!" V-sama conjured up a wall, and picked Sasuke up in mid-air. "DIE!!!!" She cried out, before slamming poor Sasuke into the wall, as he slowly died of blood loss.
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Me: …………
Deidara: 0.0
Me: …………
Deidara: 0.0
Me: I think I started out a little stupid, don'tcha think?
Deidara: You……killed….two people……
Me: So?
Deidara: You…killed…them….and all you think about is the stupid beginning?!
Me: Yup!
Deidara: 0.0
So Review, or I might kill the others. (Don't worry, I can heal them later!) Oh, and If you want, you can appear briefly to show affection to/hurt one of the characters! Ta-ta for now!!!
AND REVIEW, DARN IT!!!!