Chapter 2: "you're on the phone with your girlfriend, she's upset. She's going off about something that you said. She doesn't get your humour like I do."
Previously:
"Well it started when Edward and I were..............................
Flashback!
Right now I am sitting in my friend Edwards's room, doing biology homework. Well I am while he is trying to apologise to his girlfriend. He had said a joke in front of all our friends and his football mates. The joke was kind of about her. It was really funny and she got all pissed. So now he is begging for her forgiveness. If I were her, who I wish I was, I'd be laughing along with him playfully slapping his shoulder.
"But Tanya, I am so sorry. I thought I could make you laugh with that joke. I just wanted to see your smile." He said. Who wants to see her sickly sweet smile? That's right only him. "I'm sorry baby. Please." Ew baby. Did you know she actually told him to call her that, because she didn't like it when he called her love. She said it sounded like Edward and she were living in the past if he called her love. I think it was because she really didn't love him. "Okay, I promise, yes I do." He sighed. "I, Edward Cullen vow to never ever make fun of my sexy, hot girlfriend, Tanya Denali." OMG! Did she just make him recite that? Seriously I hate that bi-.
"Yes!" Edward said.
"What?" I asked.
"She said she'd forgive me, but that I needed to be with her all the time." He said.
"So basically you're her slave or dog or on her beck and call or-" I said but he cut me off.
"Ok, ok I get it." He said. I don't think he did.
"Anyways, I'm finished so I am leaving. Bye Edward." I waved and walked out.
"You are leaving already?" He said. I turned around and saw his eyes showed sadness. Well he can't have his cake and eat it too. He had a girlfriend.
"Yeah, Bye!" I yelled as I ran outside his front door.
"Bye." He yelled back. I walked to my house, which was right next door. I decided to call Alice.
"Hello?" A perky voice answered.
"Hey Alice. It's Bella." I said.
"Hey Bella what's up?" She asked.
"Nothing much. Where were you, I was at your house before and neither you nor Emmett were there?" I asked.
"Oh, I'm out with Jazzy and Emmett said he had some...business with Rose to do." She said.
"Ewww. Ok." I said.
"Hey Jazzy just said we're finishing up and he wanted to go see Edward so I can come by and see you!" She squealed.
"Ok See ya Alice!" I said.
"Bye Bella." She said. I waited about twenty minutes and then Alice arrived.
"So I heard Edward had a fight with Tanya." Alice said nudging me.
"No Tanya got pissed when Edward said something 'offensive' to her and now after a whole hour of him begging for her forgiveness they're all lovely again." I sighed.
"Bella, don't worry Edward will come to his senses." Alice said.
"Alice if I don't do anything he's not." I said.
"Bella, that's it!" Alice said. She got lost in thought and then started squealing.
"What Alice?" I groaned.
"I am a genius. I'm serious Bella, when you're married to him you are going to be kissing my ass." She said smug.
"Alice, tell me." I groaned.
"Okay, for starters, I'm his sister so I obviously know he likes you. And don't say he doesn't Bella, because I know! Now look at what you're wearing! You are wearing a long hippy skirt and baggy shirt with sneakers. I love you, but you have the worst fashion sense ever. I'm not saying to dress like Tanya-I think I'm Paris Hilton-Denali, I'm saying dress like me and Rose. I know Eddie will drool over you then. Also make him jealous. Don't actually go on a date with someone to use them, because that always ends bad, but just flirt with guys. And when Edward gets all jealous you be like 'Edward why you jealous, you have Tanya to be jealous around.' And he'll be thinking why he's jealous and that you're the one for him. And that you know how he never believes us when we say she's cheating on him, let's make him actually catch her red handed." She said. By the end she was panting. My jaw practically hit the floor.
"You are so right." I said, shocked.
"When am I not? Don't act so shocked you know I know everything." Alice said.
"Alice I don't know that I know that you know everything." I said.
"Bella I do know you know I know everything." She and laughed. "But anyways Bella lets go check out your closet. We walked upstairs to my room. Alice opened the closet and gasped.
"Alice, what's wrong?" I asked.
"Bella your clothes....they're horrible. This was the nightmare I had last night. This is a sign. I must get rid of every single article of clothing in here." She said perfectly serious. I sighed.
"I don't care Alice do what you want," I said and flopped on my bed. "As long it is to help him fall for me." I said. Sighing, yet again.
"I'm going to need some help....I'm going to call Rose." She said finding her phone in her purse.
"But Alice....she's together with....Emmett." I said in horror.
"Oh no!.....She said if she didn't answer in the first three rings she'd be in the middle of....something. She said to ring again in ten minutes and if no one answers to call the cops and she's missing." Alice said.
"Ok,.....so ring her." I said. Alice dialled Rose's number and waited. She held up one finger, for ring number one, then two. Then....
"Hi Rose," Phew. I tuned out Alice speaking to Rose, she was probably complaining about my clothes. Alice hung up the phone and started going through my closet. She had a box that read in marker 'BELLA'S HORROR CLOTHES!' Sigh, typical Alice. Alice started throwing my clothes in the box. "Jeez Bella, almost everything here is crap, correction everything is crap."
"Get rid of all of it then." I said.
"Really?" She said. I nodded. She squealed.
"My little Bella is maturing in the fashion area." I laughed. Rose arrived soon, with a box in her hands. She huffed and dropped the box on the floor.
"What's that?" I asked.
"It's your clothes." She said simply. "Well Alice and I always but clothes for you. We know it's not your style so we put them away in a box." She said.
"There's only one box right?" I asked.
"Nope, there's another five." She said. Walking outside to her car to get another box.
"If you guys weren't rich, I'd be super pissed." I said. The next hour they spent filling my closet with the clothes they bought for me, which I actually liked. They made me feel pretty. Mostly there were shorts, skinny jeans, tops, short skirts (not slutty short), nothing baggy, converse, flip flops, heels, pumps etc.
"Bella, my mom wanted me to invite you to a dinner tonight. You too Rose." She said. "It's just our family Roses and yours. It's smart casual/semi formal type of dinner............So practically I'm going to dress you." She said. Okay a way to show Edward my new wardrobe. (Outfit on profile) "Here, wear this." Alice said throwing a bunch of clothes at me. I changed into them, and put on the jewellery she gave me with them. "Bella you look amazing." She said. I rolled my eyes.
"Yeah Alice sure." I said.
"Bella, Alice Cullen never lies! Even to her bestest friends. So when she says you look amazing, you look freaking amazing!" She said.
"Okay then." I turned to look in my mirror. I did look good. Wow, Alice is good at this shit.
"Okay so I'll see you guys later I'm going to get ready. See you at 6." Rose said before heading out.
"Me too, Bye Bella see you at 6. Don't be late." Alice said and walked out.
It was five to six so my mom and I started walking over to the Cullen's house. I arrived and said hello to all the parents. Esme said that everyone was in the games room. Yeah their house was so bug they had a games room. Full with Xbox 360, PS3, Wii, couches, arcade games, giant plasma, pool table, poker table with all the chips and other stuff. I walked through and saw Edward, Emmett and Jasper playing Wii and Rose and Alice just sitting and talking. Only the girls realised I had arrived.
"Bella!" Alice shouted. She ran up to me and hugged.
"Alice, I only saw you a few hours ago." I said laughing. The boys had paused their game and turned around to face me. Emmett let out a wolf whistle.
"Wow, who new Bella could look hot?" He said. Rose of course smacked him up the head and I laughed.
"Thank-you Emmett, for that........compliment?" I said more like a question. Everyone went back to what they were doing. Edward walked up to me.
"Bella, you look-" He said but what cut off by an all too familiar witch!
"Eddie, OMG look at you. You sexy beast come here and give me a kiss." He walked behind me to Tanya. I walked over to Alice and Rose who were making gagging sounds. During dinner Edward kept staring at me and I kept blushing every time he did. This made Tanya jealous and she kept trying to get his attention thus making at the parents pissed. I just really hoped Edward would dump her soon. Now preferably.
BACK TO PRESENT
"Wow Bella, there was so much story behind just those few lines." Oprah said.
"Yeah I know." I said.
"Oh and that Tanya makes my blood boil." She said. I laughed.
"Yeah, very much." I said.
"Oh and that outfit Alice and Rosalie got Bella to wear for the dinner, well every female in the audience gets that outfit for free!" Oprah shouted and everyone screamed and cheered. "Now Bella, what's next?"
"I'm in the room, its a typical Tuesday night, I'm listening to the kind of music she doesnt like, And she'll never know your story like I do." I said. "Now this starts when I'm waiting in my room for Edward to come like he does every Tuesday........
A/N: I am really happy with how this is going! *Does Alice style squeal!*
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