The Shenny Experiment - Chapter 2
Amy opened her laptop and started a new journal entry.
Amy's Log. Day one of Experiment "Shenny".
How to begin? Amy realized that she would need a college for this experiment. Both of the test subjects were highly stubborn. Leonard? No. His previous relationship(s) with Penny would make it hard for him to remain impartial. No matter how many slutty foreign girls he slept with. None would ever hold a candle to Penny. No, Leonard was out. Penny couldn't stand Howard. Raj? Interesting. He does seem to be quite the romantic. And he has no previous relationships with the test subjects. I will approach him tonight before Halo.
Amy paced back and forth in the lobby of the apartment building. She rubbed her right elbow. Leonard and Sheldon returning from work made her take a rather ungraceful dive behind a large plant. Penny was already home. She hoped that Raj and Howard arrived separately. She was out of luck. She pretended to be tying her shoe when the boys entered the building.
"Raj? May I speak with you privately for a moment?"
Howard gave her a strange look, slaps Raj on the back and started walking up to the fourth floor.
"It has come to my attention that our mutual friends, Penny and Sheldon could use some help in the relationship department. Penny seems to gravitate towards men that will never appreciate her beautiful mind as much as her slamming curves. And Sheldon seems to think he is Spock and is wound tighter than a yo-yo. I believe sex would greatly reduce his nervous tendencies. My plan is to create an environment where it would be impossible for them not to end up together and live happily ever after. Just think of the smart, beautiful babies they would create! What do you think?" Raj nodded his head and said nothing.
"Oh. I forgot. This is for you." Amy handed Raj an airplane sized bottle of rum. Raj downed it in one gulp.
"Oh thank Kāmadeva! I am not the only one who thinks those two were meant to be. I was getting quite tired of watching Bridget Jones for entertainment. Amy, I would be honored to be part of the experiment."