Fanmail? Pt 2

(Hi! This is KT4 with another story of fanmail, Rammus has been said to be able to taunt everyone in his lore due to his humor, his letters are what I think he says.)

Dear Champions of the league

Rammus has volunteered to do the delivering because he wants to add a message to everyone as well as sending the fanmail towards you, Have a nice day!

From Phreak

Urgot: Everyone has fans beside me! That's not fair!

*Urgot opens mail box to find 2 envelopes*

Urgot: Oh MY GOD *super happy while he opens one them*

*inside one of them is his taxes for even BEING in the city*

Urgot: Awww… Nevermind I have this other one *Opens*

*inside it says* I'm gonna roll you into a ditch next match

P.S YOU ARE FOREVER ALONE!

From Rammus

*Forever * Urgot was more depressed that day than most

(I think I did quite bad on that one =_=)

Brand: Ok I got fireproof gloves from Heimerdinger… I can now open my fanmail!

*Opens door to house only to see a mountain*

Brand: … Screw this *cast's Pillar of flame*

*letters don't burn*

Brand: The F*CK *see's note* what's this?

*The note says* The fans thought you would do that so they got a summoner to enchant it so it cant be burned

Brand: Well f*ck *opens a few letters complimenting him* Well this isn't so bad…

*opens a troll letter* Annie is a lot more mature then you!

Brand: *ignores and see's Rammus's letter*

*opens letter from rammus*

Letter: I'm gonna make some smores on your face

P.S You look mad, why you always so angry?

Brand: *literally shaking with rage* ME ANGRY? WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? Just because when I was small kids made fun of me asking "You want ice cream Brand? … Oh wait it melts when you get close! Never mind."

*Brand literally spontaneously combusts to respawn at the institute of war*

(scene cut!)

Amumu: I wonder if ill get anything today?

*Queue Loud crashing sound followed by rammus speeding away*

Amumu: *confused* Rammus? What's he doing here? *Looks outside*

*A small mountain just a little bigger then amumu is outside his home*

Amumu: *exited* WOW *walks around it* This is all for me?

*takes the first one*

Amumu: This one says I should hang in there! I'll survive the loneliness and find more friends someday! I'm so happy! *opens another one* This one says I'm cute? *confused* me? A dead thing is cute? I think im going to die from happiness!

*notices rammus's one*

Amumu: I wonder what he has to say? *open's letter*

Inside the letter two big letters are shown QQ

P.S

You still crying? Look at the back of this letter

Amumu: *flips the letter*

A picture of forever alone is there with big bold letters saying "You sad?" (Instead of you mad?)

Amumu: *snifle* WHY ME? WHY? WHY? WHY? *despair activates*

(We will leave Amumu for now he will see the rest of his Fanmail later)

Shaco: HEHEHEHEHE no mail for me! Because my jack in the box traps are all in place! No lowly deliverer can get through this! *hears a loud thump* HUHUHUHU looks like my first victim has been found!

*Shaco peers outside only to be disappointed to see a mountain of mail shadowing his house*

Shaco: *pissed* How the f*ck did all this shit get here?

*notices letter on top and picks it up*

Its from rammus

Letter: I got banshee's, force of nature, quicksilver sash and mercury treads. Ur boxes wont do shit!

P.S Your not Mark Hamill

Shaco: *tear* WTF RAMMUS IM GONNA KILL YOU

(We will leave Shaco and his plots for later for now lets see some other fanmail!)

Cassiopeia : Yesss my fan mail issss here now!

*peeks outside to see a small and neat pile with rammus's letter at the top*

Cassiopeia : Whats this?

Letter: Tasty tasty venom!

P.S look in a mirror lately? You turned me to stone last time I looked at you.

Cassiopeia: I feel like crying *tears welling up opens up a different letter*

Letter: Cassiopeia you are a powerful mage yet you are so underplayed why is that?

Cassiopeia: Its because I'm too hard according to most summoners *sadness*

Different letter: Cassiopeia I love your appearance, Your scales are so amazing! (This is obviously some creep)

Cassiopeia: *eyes glimmer in happiness* really? I think I like this summoner already!

(While Cassiopeia is having this moment I think ill swap to veigar)

Veigar: If I get any mail related to my size I'm going to kill the closest thing! (happens to be urgot being depressed)

*opens letter*

Letter: Hi Veigar I find you so Cu-

*Letter is shoved down urgots throat *

Next letter: Veigar why don't you wear heels so you look tall-

*Shoved into Urgots canon thing *

Another letter: Veigar to be honest you need to look more menac-

*you know what happens next*

Veigar: *angry as f*uck * RAHHHHH *cast's ultimate on urgot, one shoting him *

*Dark matter destroys letters even though they were reinforced with summoner magic*

*Veigar see's a force of nature around a letter and opens it*

Letter from rammus: Oh no who will save us from the Ebil?

P.S your shor-

*crumpled and killed with baleful strike*

Veigar: RAMMUS! YOU ARE DEAD NEXT MATCH I SEE YOU!

(Back to Amumu)

After looking at his positive letters amumu feels much better although he feels as though his heart has been ripped out and given to warwick he still feels optimism.

Amumu: I'll answer these with patience… Wait a minute I don't know how to write… I guess ill ask Mr Fiddlesticks if I could have some help. *gets up and walks to where fiddlesticks is *

(Amumu will ask Fiddlesticks for help with responses, but that is a story for another time)

(Back with shaco)

Shaco: *didn't even bother with looking at the letters * Ill just give this to Mordekaiser He has an incinerator that I don't.

(To be continued)