Boy Wonder,
Dark lord HERE. I must unfortunately agree. You have lost it. Writing me, are you that bored? (notice use of exasperated tone) I would like to point out it was I who put you on to the differences for Salazar's sake of mind.
Are you glad I made it this far? (smiles evilly) No I didn't kill anyone…. Well that was until you told me not to. You do tend to ramble a lot idiotic boy.
Yes, yes I did kill your parents along with my dad. Snape hmm. Yes he does seem to hate you. But than your mom did leave a great potions master for an over sized ego maniac Gryffindor. He does NOT hate me. Well that I'm aware of. So what did the-boy-who-refused-to-die-and-became-Dumby's-golden-boy do? Cut his beard off? Dumblefuck? I like it. Childish boy. Childish. I don't hate you but I need a sworn enemy. SNAKEY-FACE, listen here you scar head. I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!
DARK LORD
Dumblefuck's-pain-in-the-arse
Your nightmare