The Path of the Yono
By MaceEcam
Chapter 2
Monkey Fist wasn't sure how long he had been down here. It could have been days, or weeks, or even years.
It was very hard to keep track of time when the only things to do were stand still, or sleep with a Monkey God. Still, he wondered exactly how long he had been down here.
He was still wondering how long he had been trapped is this hell of his when his ears, which along with his eyes still worked even while stone, picked up the sweet, sweet sound of digging.
He couldn't believe it. Someone was digging near him! They would find him, and rescue him from this hellhole! Sure, his savior would probable sell him to a museum thinking him an ancient statue, where he would spend the rest of eternity, but at least he would be away from that accursed Yono! Silently he prayed that the digger's would get here before the monkey awoke for another...craving...of his.
He didn't know how long he had waited there, hoping, when suddenly he heard a voice that would have frozen his blood solid, if he still had liquid blood that was.
"Don't worry Montikins, I'm coming!"
Oh no.
Oh God no.
Not her. Anybody but her.
WHERE IS THAT DAMN MONKEY WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
His prayer switched, to one hoping that the deity would return before she got there. But to no avail; the last patch of rock above him broke and sunlight pored over him as the dust clouds settled.
"Of Montikins!" Shouted D. as she hugged the statue that was Monkey Fist, her large gorilla arms nearly crushing him into dust with their might. "How I've missed you! Now don't you worry," She said, lifting him up through the hole where some workers put him in the back of a truck and strapped him down. D. lifted herself out of the hole. "I'll do everything in my power as a geneticist to turn you back to your old self, but for now lets get back to the lair before that big bad mean monkey comes back shall we?"
A few hours later
"Oh, Monty" A deep voice came from around the corner. As the talking Monkey turned around the corner, Yono the Destroyer silently slid off his robes revealing his nude form below, then froze.
Monty was gone.
Monty was gone, and there was a big hole in his roof.
His pet had been stolen form him.
Dark energy began to swell around him as he roared to the heavens.
A/N: When I started this I didn't know I was gonna be continuing it. Blame Neo for that one. Her and her blasted plot bunnies.