CHAPTER II
Leo
"I told you that hours ago!"Percy shouted "I don't care! You still haven't said sorry yet!" Thalia's loud and bossy voice came in, "I know I haven't but I don't see any reason to say that!" Percy growled (It sounded like he was Atlas when he was tricked into holding the sky again...*Laughs*). Holy Hades (Is Hades even holy?) these two had been going on and on and on and on! About this damn Facebook chat and I was getting a headache...which was a very unLeoish thing. So me being the supreme commander of the Argo II, I went out to attempt at shutting them up (There was a hole heap of people that failed at this in the infirmary) ...I walked slowly and dramatically to them using the star wars theme song..."HEY ANNOYING PEOPLE WHO WON'T SHUT THE HADES UP!" I spoke into a megaphone almost blowing everyone's ears off. But it was kind of good I got a reaction. ..But the murderous look in Thalia's eyes and Percy's deluxe 'I am going to kill you in many painful and scary ways' face told me otherwise. "Uhm...I'll just um...go now...Yeah I'll just go..." I stuttered nervously (Jeez...they can be really scary...I surprised Kronos didn't pee his pants looking at Percy...) slowly backing away as if they were wild animals. 'Oh Hades, wrong thing to do' I thought as both of them came running at me.
"AAAAAAAHHHH!"I screamed like a little girl that lost her lollypop, "LEO MARIE VALDEZ!"
.I wanted to shout that 'Marie' was definitely NOT my middle name but I was too busy running for my life..."HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT OUR ARGUMENT ABOUT FACEBOOK WHEN WE WERE GOING FOR A WORLD RECORD OF THE LONGEST ARGUMENT...BUT NOO YOU JUST HAD TO BUT INTO IT!"
Wait...WHAT?!They were going for a world record of the longest argument...? Nevermind... Di Immortales Thalia can talk or yell...for ages.
I had no clue where I was until I banged straight into the 'Welome to Texas' sign leaving a Leo shaped hole in the sign...poor sign. ..I would fix it but I was too busy running from People who could create WWIII in a day. (I had no Idea how right I was...anyway back to me being chased across Texas. The mortals were staring at me like I was crazy or insane or they were probably glaring at me for burning a heap of buildings (which were now smouldering ashes). I looked behind me for a second sure enough Percy and Thalia were still running but Thalia was tiring from all the shouting and running and would soon stop (hopefully) And Percy...must of got a bucket of water chucked on him...Because he looked as if he had just woken up from a good sleep (oh how I envy him). My internal tracker sensed I was getting closer to Camp Jupiter 'Yay..'I thought sarcastically 'Maybe Octavian can stop their rampage with a soft toy...' I could almost imagine what that would look like...
meanwhile the exit is coming closer and closer and "OWW!...Not again" Leo crashes into another sign leaving yet another Leo shaped hole. If you looked back you would see a black smouldering trail of burnt buildings through an angry state of Texas. And ahead you would see two furious teens chasing a fiery Leo.