The following morning, Chris had the campers line up on the dock of shame so he could tell them their first challenge of the season.
"I cannot believe you woke us up at five in the morning." Leshawna groaned.
"Yea, Dude, the sun's not even up yet." Duncan added.
"For your first challenge, we will be playing Strip Trivia!" Chris exclaimed, ignoring their complaints.
"WHAT?!" Courtney cried out throwing her hands up in the air.
"There is no way I'm stripping on national television." Gwen said.
"I agree with the weird Goth girl, I have more dignity than that." Heather added.
"The viewers want to see more nudity and since you're all over eighteen now it's totally legal." Chris said.
"How do we play this game?" Lindsay asks.
"I will ask you a question, for each question you miss you must remove an article of clothing, the last person left standing is the winner and will have immunity."
"With my superior knowledge, I won't even remove any clothes." Noah said arrogantly. Chris rolled his eyes and looked around the dock; he frowned slightly when he saw that Alejandro and Chef were missing.
"Where are Alejandro and Chef?" He asks.
"Oh, Alejandro said that this camp pollution isn't good for his plastic surgery and Chef just said he didn't want to be here so they left." Lindsay replied. Chris pondered on how they got off the island for a few minutes until he gave up and turned back to the campers.
"Anyone who doesn't want to play can put on the chicken hat." Chris said pulling out the chicken hat from the first season.
"I'll play; I'm NOT wearing that thing again." Courtney said. In the end, everyone was playing, Ezekiel figured that he was smart enough that he wouldn't even have to get down to the nitty gritty and he didn't want to sit out and let his team down.
"Each round I will draw a name out of a hat, if I draw your name you will be asked a question, if you get it wrong you will have to remove an article of your clothing, if someone from the other team gets it right, you're out, if you get it right, you're safe for another round." Chris said picking up a hat and drawing a folded up slip of paper out of it.
"Those weren't the rules you said last time." Courtney said crossing her arms across her chest.
"I changed my mind." Chris replied before unfolding a piece of paper.
"Our first question goes to Harold."
"Yes!" Harold exclaimed.
"Who won the 2003 World Series?" Chris asked with an evil gleam in his eye.
"We are so going to lose." Duncan said slapping his hand on his forehead.
"The Tampa Bay Lightings?" Harold guessed.
"I'm sorry but that is incorrect, does anyone from the Screaming Gophers know the answer?" Chris asked turning to the other team.
"It's the Florida Marlins." Heather answered.
"That's right! I'm not sure how you knew that but that's right. Harold, you're out." Chris said earning a loud groan from Harold.
"The next question goes to Gwen, what is the study of birds called?"
"Ornithology."
"Right!"
About half an hour later, the only campers left standing were Noah, Ezekiel, Courtney, and Heather. The only campers who were totally in the nude were Geoff and Lindsay. The only camper who was still fully clothed was Heather.
"The next question goes to Esther, from what language, do we get the word Kindergarten?"
Ezekiel couldn't help but to smile, he spoke eight different languages and German was one of them.
"German, it means nursery." He said smiling.
"That is correct; the next question goes to Noah, which contestant on the Bad Girls Club claimed that drinking alcohol helps her sober up after a drunken night in season one?"
"How should I know? I don't watch shows like that." Noah said.
"I know the answer!" Ezekiel exclaimed; he had watched a lot of girly reality shows while he was preparing.
"Answer away." Chris replied.
"Ripsy, she also got into a huge fight with Kerry in that episode, girls can be pretty vicious, eh?" Ezekiel replied.
"That is correct, Noah, you're out!"
Confessional Cam: Noah
Noah: I can't believe Esther embarrassed me on national television like that! She is so going down. Also, what is it with her saying eh all the time? She is really taking being Ezekiel's replacement seriously.
Fifteen minutes later, the only players left were Heather and Ezekiel and they both were still mostly clothed, Ezekiel had removed his shoes and tights and Heather had only removed her shoes.
"For Heather, what is the main difference between a plant cell and animal cell?"
"Dammit, work!" Heather replied, shaking a clear earpiece that was in her ear.
"Heather was cheating!" Eva pointed out.
"I'm sorry Heather, but you're out, making the Killer Bass the winners." Chris said after Heather had finally admitted to cheating.
Confessional Cam: Heather
Heather: If that witch Eva didn't point out my little extra help I would have won, I swear the next chance I get she is so getting kicked off the island.
"Okay, since the Screaming Gophers lost, you can all go and decide who you want to vote off." Chris said.
The Mess Hall
"I think we should vote Heather off, her cheating is what cost us this game." Leshawna said.
"Please, we would have lost way before if it wasn't for me, I think we should vote off Cody." Heather retorted.
"Why Cody? He was one of the last ones to get out of the game." Gwen asked.
"Because he's an annoying little weasel." Heather sniffed.
"And you're a bossy ugly witch, my vote goes for Heather." Noah said flatly.
"Ugh! I am so out of here!" Heather exclaimed, throwing her hands up and walking off.
The Bass Girls' Cabin
"I really hope Gwen gets voted off." Courtney said.
"I hope Heather gets voted off, that girl is creepy." DJ said, giving a light shudder.
"I don't care who is voted off as long as it's not Justin." Katie and Sadie said in unison.
"Why are you girls so in love with him? I mean, he's mean, uncaring, and he isn't even that cute." Ezekiel said causing all the girls in the cabin to gasp out.
"Are you blind? I mean I love Geoff but Justin is some serious eye candy." Bridgette said.
"Wait a minute, what is DJ doing in here?" Courtney asked, the girls finally noticed DJ who was standing in the middle of the room.
"Duncan kept telling stories about animal torture, it was so sad." DJ replied, wiping a tear from his eye.
"Ugh, he is unbelievable!" Bridgette said angrily.
"You're not the one who has to deal with him." Courtney said.
"Why not just dump him then if he annoys you so much?"
Instead of listening to the girls' gossip, Ezekiel walks over to Eva who is sketching on a piece of paper.
"What are you drawing, eh?" He asks.
"None of your business." Eva growls out.
"It looks pretty good." Ezekiel says, peeking over Eva's shoulder and seeing that she drew Chris, Heather, Bridgette, and the rest of the bass team, excluding him, being murdered in horrible ways.
"I said it's none of your business!" Eva screams out hitting Ezekiel upside the head with her sketchbook.
"That is so not cool; you could have seriously hurt her!" Courtney exclaims before helping Ezekiel up.
"Thanks." Ezekiel mutters while rubbing the sore spot on his head.
"She shouldn't have been snooping over my shoulder." Eva growls; breaking the pencil that she was drawing with.
Confessional Cam: Eva
Eva: I don't want to sound like some stupid cliché where the tough manly girl is a lesbian but there is something about Esther that makes my heart feel funny. She is so cute and innocent like, if it had been anyone else who had peeked at my drawing I would have killed them. If anyone sees this confessional I will kill everyone here and seriously maim Esther!
Ezekiel looked over at Bridgette while she was arguing with Courtney, he had no idea how he would steal Geoff from her without pissing everyone off, he then had an idea, he would get Cody to set up a spy cam at the dock, then he would put on a black wig that resembled Heather's hair and a mask so Geoff wouldn't know it was him. He would be killed three birds with one stone, Geoff and Bridgette would be totally heartbroken and everyone would think that it was Heather who had made out with Geoff if everything went according to plan.
Outside the Cabins
"Can I talk to you for a minute?" Ezekiel asks Cody, he thanks his lucky stars that he was outside.
"Sure, about what?" Cody asks.
"You're good at technology right?" Ezekiel asks, batting his false lashes.
"Yea, everyone says I'm one of the best." Cody says proudly.
"Why?" He then adds.
"I need you to set up a spy cam at the dock, but make it take pictures and not videos."
"Why?" Cody asks.
"I think Geoff might be cheating on Bridgette with Heather, I really don't want to hurt Bridgette but a girl deserves to know you know? I mean I've seen them cuddling up to each other and it's just not right." Ezekiel lies.
"If I do this, what do I get in return?" Cody asks.
"I'll kiss you." Ezekiel replies.
"I'll do it." Cody says with a smile. A few moments later, their lips were together in a long passionate kiss. They were too busy kissing to notice Noah who was standing there glaring at them.
Confessional Cam: Noah
Noah: Esther has gone too far this time! I mean kissing Cody; he is way too innocent for her evil witchy ways. Girlfriend is going down!
After their kiss broke, Cody looked at Ezekiel with love in his eyes until Ezekiel snapped him out of it by asking him to get the camera ready.
Confessional Cam: Cody
Cody: That was the best kiss of my life! It was the first kiss of my life but still, it was so amazing, I think I might be in love.
An hour later, Ezekiel had gotten Geoff to go to the dock by leaving him a letter which he said was from Bridgette. He had gotten the idea when he saw Heather do the same thing to Gwen and Trent.
"Hey Heather, have you seen Bridgette anywhere?" Geoff asks.
"She's probably off making out with Justin." Ezekiel replies in his best Heather voice.
"What are you talking about?" Geoff demands.
"Oh you didn't know, everyone knows."
"Knows what?"
"That Bridgette is cheating on you with Justin, and she talks bad behind your back like how you're so stupid that you can't even catch on."
Instead of replying, Geoff just starts kissing Ezekiel furiously,
"That will show her!" He exclaims before running off. After Ezekiel is sure that Geoff is out of eye and ear shot, he looks through the camera at several pictures of Geoff and him kissing before finding the best one and clicking a button that causes the picture to slide out.
"I need another favour." Ezekiel says walking up to Cody with the picture in tow.
"What is it?" Cody asks, hoping that he can get another kiss again.
"Show this to Bridgette, if she asks how you got it just say that you were going through Gwen's bag and found it." Ezekiel replies.
"If I do it, can I have another kiss?" Cody asks.
"Sure." Ezekiel replies and he gives Cody a kiss that is a little more passionate than the last one.
About ten minutes later, he is pleased to hear the sounds of Bridgette crying and everyone calling Geoff and Heather names like, 'man-hoe, boyfriend stealer, witch, etc.'
The fighting started to draw to a close when Chris announced that the Screaming Gophers needed to meet him at the camp fire.
The Camp Fire
"Okay, as you all know one of you are getting voted off tonight, the campers who are staying will each receive a marshmallow, the camper left standing without a marshmallow must walk the dock of shame, hop onto the boat of losers, and never ever come back." Chris says.
"We know this already." Gwen groans.
"The first marshmallow goes to Noah." Chris says throwing a marshmallow at Noah. After a few moments, the only two remaining campers were Heather and Lindsay.
"Lindsay, you were the only person on your team to get completely nude. Heather, you were caught cheating causing your team to lose the game, and the final marshmallow goes to…"
"Just get on with it!" The campers exclaim with annoyance after fifteen minutes of Chris just standing there.
"Heather!" Chris announces causing the said girl to let out a gasp of surprise.
"I have never been voted off first for anything!"
"Time to hit the dock of shame." Chris said. Heather then began crying while everyone cheered her departure.
"Whatever, I'm glad to be away from all you losers!" Heather sniffed out while two interns drug her way.
"Will Geoff and Bridgette reconcile, will Cody get the girl of his dreams or will Eva beat him to it? Find that out and more next time on Total Drama Reunion!" Chris says to the camera.
The Bass Girls' Cabin
Ezekiel takes out a picture of all the campers from Total Drama Island and draws an X over the faces of Bridgette, Geoff, and Heather. Three down; a lot more to go.
A/N: I got a review asking why Ezekiel was getting revenge on the campers for making him go feral since it wasn't their fault. To answer your question, Ezekiel is getting revenge on the people who prevented him from winning, I.E. everyone who voted him off.
Also, in case you were wondering, I did get the picture idea at the end from the show Revenge.