Cat`s Random Thoughts: chapter 2
Hey, people people! It's me, Cat. Welcome back to another episode of my show where I tell you all my random thoughts. This episode my brother is not manning the camera, Jadey is! Say hi Jadey. *Jade says no* Oh fooey. Jade is my camerawoman because last episode my brother wasn't a good one. Back to my thoughts!
On the weekend, I got this new fish and I named it hammy. *long pause* It's true. I don't know why, I think I was just in a hammy mood, you know? That mood you have after your brother ate the entire Christmas ham at midnight and didn't even ask if you wanted any. So for Christmas dinner we had turkey. That's a thanksgiving food, not a Christmas food. *Jade says keep going with your random thoughts* Kk.
I always wonder why Google maps doesn't have an 'avoid ghetto' option. If they did maybe Robbie and Rex wouldn't have gotten their left shoes taken.
Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk. That happens to me a lot. Like one time, I was going to visit my brother in the "special hospital" where they handcuffed him to his bed, when I realized I was going the wrong way, so to make sure people didn't think I was crazy, I had to check my makeup, send a text, spin in a circle, and make a giant arm gesture before turning around. It worked. People didn't think I was crazy. *Jade says they probably did, they just didn't want to hurt your feelings* Oh Jade, you're so wrong sometimes.
Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger, and realize I had no idea what was going on the first time I saw it. That happened last night when I was watching Of Mice and Men. I watched it when I was like, six. Seriously, nobody our age watches movies like that. We're more into Ariel and snow white. *Jade says nobody our age watches Ariel or Snow White* guys I have to go because I need to have a long discussion with jade about how we do watch those types of movies. See ya next time!
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THIS IS going to be a multichapter story, hopefully with updates every day. Bye!