Chapter 2
Damn it! I looked in the rear view mirror. No vampires were there. I sighed in relief and laid my head on the steering wheel. A few horns honked behind me, grabbing my attention again. I brought my head back up to glare at the yellow jeep that was blocking my exit. I felt my toe slip closer and closer towards the gas pedal until it rested lightly against it. I caught the driver's—the tall, curly haired leech with the booming laugh that could scare the toughest man on earth—eye and smiled as I stomped on the gas then the brake quickly, causing the car jerk forwards, giving the jeep a nice little ding on the back bumper; and also giving myself whiplash, but that was a small price to pay.
The vampire's eyes widened in shock for maybe a millisecond before he shot out of the car and charged me as fast as he could with humans watching. He grabbed for the door handle when the blond vampires got out and tried to pull him away, without much luck. I watched as the pixie like vampire got out of the jeep and pushed on his chest; she looked like a small child compared to the big brute. The only person who wasn't helping was the bronze haired leech, Mr. Chuckles, or—what did he say his name was? Edwin? No, Edgar? No, Ed? Eddie? Whatever his name was, it was unimportant at the moment. I watched as Edgar walked over to the passenger side of my car, opening it then settling in then closing the door and turning on me.
"What do you want…Edgar was it?" I glared at him.
"Do you have a death wish? Why in the name of god did you do that? That's his baby! Almost as important to him as Rosalie! And it's Edward!!" he huffed, flaring his nostrils. At this I had to laugh. Another annoyed student honked behind me. I realized that the jeep in front of me had already left.
I drove out of the parking lot, towards the nearest store and parked in one of the parking spots. I continued my laughing fit.
"What do you find so funny?!" he practically screamed. It took a while before I could compose myself enough to speak.
"Y-you! The way…the way you could…could speak calmly…while saying that! It was the most amusing thing I have ever seen." I wiped a tear from my eye. "'That's his baby!' oh my god. That was so funny." I looked over at him and laughed harder at his expression.
"Will you stop laughing at me?! It's kind of insulting." He touched his chest and made the cutest face that I have ever seen; well for a bloodsucking leech, that is.
"I'm sorry," I said sarcastically. "I didn't know you could hurt a fierce blood thirsty vampire such as your self. New things to add to my list," I said shaking my head.
He chuckled then looked at the clock on the dashboard. I met his eyes when he looked back up. He smiled and said in a quiet voice, "Would you mind driving me home?" I stared at him like he was an idiot, and then started laughing at him.
"You…you can't really…be serious…I'm not driving you home! You have legs, vampire speed; you can run back to your bat cave! Now shoo! Get out of my car." I was still smiling as I reached over him to open the door.
"I don't live in a bat cave. I live in a house, just like you. If I lived in a bat cave don't you think…what would you think? Hmm…" he just sat there; pondering about god knows what, while I tried to push him out of the car. (Notice that I said tried! He's made out of steal!)
I'm sorry! I know it's short! I just really can't think of anything! It's actually taken me a few weeks just to come up with this! Again, I'm really sorry!
Thanx for reading!