"Mr Schuster, while I applaud your brave and daring attempt at running a glee club here at McKinley, we're not actually able to apply for any competition until we have twelve members. That's rule number sixteen of the official glee club guide. You should read up on that."
Rachel Berry was stood in the centre of the choir room, clasping onto a book called 'Show Choirs For Dummies'. For such a small girl, Will thought she made a lot of noise.
"That's why I've planned for us to spend our first week of glee club working to recruit more members." Will spoke, trying to hide the fact this was an obvious lie. "In fact I was heading to Figgin's office straight after this rehearsal to see if we can perform in an assembly this week."
"Wait, we haven't even tried singing together yet, and you already want us to perform in an assembly?" Jeff asked.
"Can Brittany even sing?" Tina added.
"I'm better than the rest of you put together." Britt answered smugly.
"Guys, Jeff's right. We need to try some songs out. I've got some suggestions here." Mr Schue said, spreading sheet music across the piano. The group gathered around to look at the music.
"Elton John… Journey… Fleetwood Mac…" Rachel surveyed the music, unimpressed. "While these artists are all great, is there anything a little more…"
"Modern?" Tina finished.
"Nonsense, these are classics! Come on, let's try this one." Will dismissed, picking up some music. He handed a sheet to each of the group. "You Should Be Dancing from Saturday Night Fever."
Tina and Rachel both groaned in unison. Britt and Jeff both shared a confused expression.
"W-What if we just recruit enough people without performing in the assembly?" Tina suggested.
"Being a member of every single club in this school, I'm sure I can get enough people in no time." Rachel suggested.
"I've got tryouts for the football team tomorrow, I could speak to some guys then." Jeff added.
I can speak to the mice that live in my closet. They're amazing singers." Brittany said.
"Try the cheerios too Britt." Tina sighed.
"Guys that's great, but we need to promote ourselves to the school. At the very least, it's experience performing to a crowd." Will said, a little disappointed by the lack of motivation. "Let me teach you the chorography I thought for You Should Be Dancing."