Fairytales

Vegeta Meets Idiot/Moron

CRACK! " Stupid third-class!" Vegeta stated as he snapped one of the guards legs in two as he was training.

Vegeta then did a number of kicks and flips until he noticed the sayains around him were bowing.

"Brat, it seems you still need to learn some manners." A voice from behind him said.

" Why if it isn't his royal hiney." The Sayain prince said while facing his father and doing his famous Vegeta smirk.

" Hmph, if it weren't for your mother you would have left this dimension a long time ago."

" As much as I love the conversation, why are you here?"

" It seems Nappa died while trying to purge 'The Planet of the Fluffy Pink Bunnies'…."

" With big teeth!" A man with crazy hair said while using his fingers to mimic large fangs and hopping around!

" This is your new guard, Kakorotto. He was dropped on his head one too many times as a child."

The crazy dude extended his hand, "You can call me Idiot/Moron or Idiot/Moron/Goku or Goku or Kakorotto!"

" So he's the new bag of nuts, right?" Vegeta said raising an eyebrow while staring at Idiot/Moron. "What is he doing now?"

" I'm not sure."

"Bunnies, bunnies, bunnies!" Kakorotto said while hopping around in circles like a madman.

" But, won't the village be missing their idiot?" Vegeta said continuing his training!

" Vegeta throne room now!"

" But I didn't do nothing."

Vegeta grabbed a towel on his way out following his father. Vegeta ignored the bowing from the few sayains they passed in the hall. The prince glanced behind him when the annoying humming coming from Kakorotto perished.

" Yum, mashed potatoes and bug guts gravy!" Kakorotto mumbled through drool as they passed the daily menu.

As they entered the maroon throne room the guards shut the doors. The King walked up the three step stairwell and sat his tush in the golden throne with silver engravings of Oozarus.

" Freiza apparently has an interest in a recently discovered planet called Earth. We found that he sent a pod to purge the planet. I want you and your new guard to stop that pod and conquer Earth for the sayain empire."

" What's so special about this planet, why not just destroy it."

" This planet has massive amounts of goods. Also we have found that the females of Earth are mateable and those will be great assets to our empire in the war against Freiza."

Vegeta nodded his head to confirm he understood.

" You must leave immediately."