So this and the next four chapters are just to get the set up and get to know the characters if you don't know one show compared to another. So these next few chapters will be the characters living their not so normal life's before they end up in the One Piece world.

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Peter was sitting at his table at the Drunken Clam with Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland.

"So Lois yells at me to turn the TV off because Chris started freaking out about the Podling being sucked dry"(Someone throws a brick at his head) "OW, oh yeah wrong thing. Let's um... let's forget I said that... So what would you rather do? Go on a date with Justin Bieber or get tortured by Ramsay Snow?"

"Uh I don't know Peter, both of those sound absolutely horrible" said Quagmire.

"Is it TV Ramsay?" asked Cleveland.

"No it's book Ramsay. So missing most of your toes, some of your fingers, your dick, having white hair, and no Iwan Rheon. Just an ugly brute torturing ya" said Peter.

"Would the public find out about the Bieber thing?" asked Joe.

"Yes. Your on the News, your labeled a Belieber, Smosh and WatchMojo are already using you as material, and I would treat you like Meg" said Peter.

"Going with Ramsay" said Joe.

"Ramsay" said Cleveland.

"Bieber only because I don't want my dick cut off" said Quagmire.

"Here ya go brothers" said Jerome as he placed more beer at their table.

"Thanks Jerome" said Peter as he took his mug "So you guys got any plans?"

"I'm going to Comic Con to ogle at some boobies. OH! Giggity Giggity!"

"Yeah we're going too" said Joe "How about you Peter?"

"No. Lois is mad at me for hitting Chris"

*Cutaway*

Chris was sitting at home watching TV.

"We now return to Robot Chicken"

"Yay" shouted Chris "This show is awesome"

Suddenly Peter runs in and jumps towards the couch, kicking Chris in the back of the head and sending him down on the ground.

"Roadhouse"

*End of Cutaway*

"So now I'm not allowed out of the house after work" said Peter.

"Oh geez Peter I'm sorry" said Quagmire "Wait, then why did Lois allowed you to come here?"

Peter drops the glass on the table and stares wide eye.

"... Oh pig ***t! I gotta run" Peter then ran out the door and out onto the street as he ran home.

"... He left his car behind" said Joe.

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Peter ran to his house as fast as his fat legs could go. In fact he was going so fast he wasn't looking where he was going, for he fell down an open sewer hatch, him being stuck from the stomach up.

"Well this is great. Just great. This is worst than that time I was hired to be a barber in the White Witches army.

*Cutaway*

"Let him first be shaved" said Jadis.

The crowd of monsters screamed in delight as the dwarf ran up to Aslan only for Peter to ran out of the crowd to kick the dwarf down the stairs.

"Whoa buddy. I'm the barber, your the annoying sleigh driver with the retarded voice and the beard fetish" Peter walks over to Aslan "Alright so let's give you a cool biker Mohawk"

"This is an execution!" shouted the Witch.

"Fine I'll give him a Pompadour"

*End*

"Hey! Somebody! Fat guy stuck in hole in the ground!" no one payed any attention to him "Oh don't pretend to just be background bitches! My wife will kill me if I stay here"

Peter really didn't want to get on Lois's bad side. Recently she's been acting like a pole is glued up her butt, a real bitch. There were too many times to count how much of a jerk Lois was to him. Like when he decided to go grocery shopping for her only to beat him down, cheating on him with Bill Clinton, forcing him to stay away from Cleveland during a fight between her and Cleveland's wife Donna, cheating on him with Meg's ex-boyfriend Anthony, when he raped him, when she cheated on him with that guy from family feud, constantly nagging him, when she almost cheated on him for Justin Bieber, that other time she raped him. Peter loved his wife and would die for her, but she could be such a pain in the ass. Even more than him sometimes.

"Excuse me sir" said a man who walked by Peter. "But I can't but noticed your stuck"

"Yes, I'm stuck. Would you help me?"

"Alright I'll get help" he ran away.

"What are you doing! Pull me out! I don't need more than a pair of hands to get me out!"

"Look a comet! Run!"

"Don't make excuses!" shouted Peter.

But what he didn't know was that a silver orb was crashing towards his way at a fast rate, heading straight for him.

"Don't think that just because I'm stuck doesn't mean I won't get out. If Winnie the Pooh could get out, then so can I" said Peter to various people running away "Oh oh, the 'let's pretend a comet is crashing to Earth so we can ignore the fat guy stuck in the sewer hole who constantly destroys the city. You know what? Fine. I give up. Go on. Leave me to die of starvation or by his wife hunting for him. Go on! Go! Leave me to die! But for god sake, can someone turn that solar light off please?!"

Peter was of course talking about the light coming from the sphere orb that was nearing crashing into him. Peter finally was able to look over his shoulder and finally noticed the strange Phenomenon nearing closer to him.

"Holy crap!" shouted Peter. He now tried to squirm out of the hole harder, but his fat was not budging in the least. "My god I'm gonna die. And stuck in a hole in the ground I might add" Peter just closed his eyes as the silver orb crashed into him. Many shielded their eyes or covered their heads as the light grew even brighter. When the light died, the people expected to see a crater where it crashed. But nothing was out of the ordinary. No cracks, no damage, nothing.

"Hey wasn't their a fat guy there?" questioned a woman.

"Who cares?" said a man.

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And Peter is now on his way to One Piece. BTW, who do you think is dumber? Peter of Luffy? Those two would probably get along well.

On another note, I want opinions on who should get Devil Fruit powers. Leave a review on who should get powers. Oh, and I write the more people review.