Here we go again! I saw I got some people reading from Germany, UK, and Canada. THANX!!! PS. I don't own Phoenix Wright at all. Capcom does. So please Read and Review

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Edgeworth was working for most of the day, so Phoenix and Apollo played Guitar Hero in their boxers all day. Phoenix, at a ripe old age of 30, conquered Apollo at the game.

"Ha! Take that!" he said, after hitting 99% percent of the notes. Apollo only hit 72%. He punched Phoenix in the arm lightly, and he punched him back. Apollo tackled him, and they started to wrestle. He got behind Phoenix and grabbed him from behind. Then, Edgeworth came home.

"What the HELL is going on here?" Phoenix realized how bad this must look to Edgeworth. They both stood.

"Wrestling. You got a problem with that?" Apollo spat at him.

"It's 7:00 at night! Yeah, I do have a problem with it!" Edgeworth started to go red.

"Whoa, Whoa, Miles! Chill! Just having some fun!" Phoenix walked over to him and kissed his neck.

"Phoenix… I would like to take you up on your promise…"

"Not right now, baby," he said against the back of his neck. Apollo made a beeline for his room. He laid down on his pillow and made an attempt to sleep, despite the fact that it was only seven.

He woke up to moans of ecstasy coming from Phoenix's room. Ignoring his feelings, he rolled over on his side and tried to go back to sleep. Finding this impossible, he stormed down to Phoenix's room, finding Edgeworth on his knees with his face buried somewhere in between Phoenix's thighs. Phoenix was sitting on the bed, propped up on his elbows, and his head was tilted back; the source of the yells.

"WHAT THE FUCK??! WHY DO YOU FIND IT A FUCKING NECESSITY TO FUCK EVERY FUCKING NIGHT? I HAVEN'T BEEN IN BED WITH ANYBODY SINCE THE NIGHT OF MY 20TH BIRTHDAY; YOU DON'T SEE ME DYING FROM LACK OF FUCKING, DO YOU?!?!!" It was at this time that Edgeworth separated from his lover, and rose to his feet. Phoenix also stood.

"Apollo…"

"Get out of our bedroom. Just because you can't find a girl that you're good enough for doesn't mean you have to get mad at the people who have." Edgeworth said with a sort of edge. Apollo, at this time, exploded.

"DON'T YOU GET IT, YOU FUCKING IDIOT? I'M GAY!" Phoenix froze. Edgeworth started laughing hysterically.

"Wow Apollo. Finally coming out of the closet… isn't this a big surprise?" Phoenix stood, gaping.

"Apollo… I'm so sorry! Why didn't you tell me? I could of hooked you up with someone," he was doing what he always did; trying to make the situation better.

"Phoenix… I don't want anyone. I-" He almost said something he didn't want to. "I'm still… trying to figure myself out. Thanks for your offer though." He began rubbing his arm.

"As if. You couldn't find anyone that wants you, never mind love you. It's a wild goose chase, trying to find the right person for you." Apollo swung and hit his target in the eye. Still naked, Edgeworth flung himself at him. His full weight was crushing him, and that's when Phoenix pulled him off Apollo.

"Miles! Apollo!" Even with that statement, it was apparent who mattered more to him. "What the hell? Miles, you shouldn't have said that. Apollo… Well. Miles, you pretty much had it coming to you. I don't know what has gotten into you recently!" Apollo walked back to his room. He shouldn't have done that… he hadn't thought it through. He just got angry. Again, it was 1:00 in the morning. He laid down, but couldn't fall asleep. The sounds that were emanating from the room before ceased. Eventually, he slipped into a light slumber.

He awoke around 11 AM. He instantly remembered what had happened the previous night before. Instead of leaving his room, he picked up his laptop and Googled 'gay.' The majority of the results were quizzes to find out if you were gay. The other part was help pages on telling your parents that you were gay. He checked his email, and there was something from Trucy, who recently left for Europe.

Dear Polly,

How is everyone? Europe sure is interesting. They passed out gas masks today because they think the French are going to hit us with missiles loaded with some sort of gas or something. Belgium, the Netherlands, and Luxembourg have officially closed their borders to everyone except each other. Lichtenstein, the other really tiny country, has fallen siege to Bosnia and Herzegovina, while Italy and Greece are ganging up against Germany and Poland. It's like Europe is falling apart! At least they haven't called any non-European countries to war. Technology no longer resembles 2021, instead it looks more like 2010 technology. They had to regress to as far as using quad-core processors that they salvaged because they are starting to heavily tax computers. I am learning more Portuguese do so I can fit in here. You're probably wondering why I'm telling you this; Portugal has drafted me into the army. Be careful when telling Nick, though. I know I'm only 17, but they're still going to get us in the army just in case. I gotta go, it's time for breakfast.

Trucy

Great. Trucy is in the army. He put away his laptop and tried to watch T.V. on his miniature television.

"Oh Elizabeth, I can't be with you anymore… I'm G-" He switched the channel.

"Next on Dr. Bill: How to accept your child when he tells you he's g-" He switched the channel again.

"Thank you for tuning into JHM, America's favorite newschannel. Some breaking news for you today: Canadian Prime Minister admits to the world that he is g-"

He gave up and turned off the T.V.