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Thirteen Days, Thirteen Ways.
Day 1 1/2: Laundry Day
"Geez, Laxaeus, your clothes are so dirty!" Axel said, grabbing one of the robes before groaning, "Damn, are you stuffing paopu leaves again?"
So he dragged the robe out of the pile, before being flabbergasted by the sight.No, Laxaeus was not stuffing paopu leaves. He was in the robe, looking like he was quite high. And like he had stolen Larxene's makeup and actually tried to put it on. Axel slowly backed away, his eyes wide.
"I...I'm a...a little teapot s-short and stout," the redhead sang, shaking, "H-here is my handle..here is...is my...spout.."
"Dude...that song suuuucks," Laxaeus moaned.
"WHEN YOU TIP ME OVER, HEAR ME SHOUT!" Axel screamed, rushing from the room, "TIP ME OVER AND POUR ME OUT! MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB, LITtle lamb, little lamb!' His voice started fading as he ran faster and faster.
Laxaeus yawned, "Okay, whatevah. Time for breakfast!" He wiggled a bit, moving his hand to his zipper. He pulled, but nothing happened. "Wha-?"
He pulled harder, and harder. The blasted zipper wouldn't go down! No! "Help! Someone get me out of my damn clothes!"
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"Now, Demyx, I want a straight answer," Roxas snered, his face close to the fellow blonde's, "What...is my favorite color?"
"Uh, green? N-no blue! Bergandy! WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAAAAAR!" the musician screamed, gnawing on the chains that held him tight.
"...Damn you. Correct," the boy grumbled, stalking away to listen to whiny girl angst music and eat a ten-gallon bucket of ice cream.
"Oh! I got one," Xigbar smirked, "What is the Organization's mascot?"
"Mascot? Since when do we have a mascot?" Xaldin whispered, receiving a girly slap from Saix.
"Our mascot? How dumb can you get? Our mascot's the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Oh, look! There it is now! Go catch it!" Demyx said, rolling his eyes. The group turned, and gasped. Indeed, the pink unicorn was in their sights. What a dream come true! They all cheered, and hastily ran after it.
"Waaaaa! Why did I have to ducktape a pencil to my head then fall down in Demyx's vat of pink frosting!" Axel wailed, now being chased by nine Organization members. It wasn't fair! He had hair! Pretty hair!
"Heeey! Guys! Don't leave me! Come baaack!" Demyx called, squirming. While having being chained and hung over many things, uncluding boiling water, hungry hippos, Xaldin, but never a boiling pot of dark chocolate. He hated dark chocolate. It was like barf, only darker. This was the best, worst, and somewhere in the middlest Laundry Day ever.
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Namine stretched her arms, and walked out of her room. Having earlier forgotten where exactly the cafeteria was, the blonde simply went back to her room and drew suggestive pictures of Roxas. Mostly of him in drag. Because who doesn't want to see their crush in drag?
But now it was lunch. Even an anorexic girl such as herself needed a bit of food. Although she wasn't nearly as slim as the stupid Keyblade Master. He was a freakin' twig!
That was besides the point, though. So she was going to try and find her way to the cafeteria. And hopefully not get lost..again.
"Haven't they ever heard of signs in this place?" she grumbled, passing under a large neon green light that buzzed "Cafeteria that way." Complete with an arrow and eveything.
Namine wandered the halls for a bit, before being knocked down by a pink blur. She just watched in amazement as everyone else besides Demyx, Axel, and Roxas chased the pink..thing, and listened to their battle cries. Axel probably slipped some paopu leaves in everyone's food...again.
"You won't get away, Invisible Pink Unicorn! I've waited my entire life!' Vexen shrieked, flailing his shield around, "Come baaaaaaaaack!"
The others were screaming similar things, acting just as high as Vexen. She almost felt pity for them. Oh well, more food for her! So she skipped down the hall in silence, until she came upon a dreadful sight. No! This couldn't be real..!
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Roxas yawned, walking into the cafeteria. He had spend almost the entire day in his room, and now he was hungry. He had heard some sounds like "I will catch you, IPU!" and such, but it was probably just Axel and Demyx playing again. But, he was suprised to see Demyx still hanging from the chain, his eyes sunken in and his face gaunt. It was quite disturbing. Although Namine was in the room, happily poking with him with a stick.
"Freak," he coughed, before walking over to the two, "Uh...Hey, Namine..What's up?"
"Choooooooocolate..." Demyx hissed, snapping at the stick. Namine had frozen upon Roxas, still without decent clothing. Of course, the teenage boy knew absolutely nothing about this crush, being he was a teenager, and a boy.
"H-h-hi, R-R-R-R-Roxas," she stuttered, jabbing Demyx more frantically.
"Stop that," Roxas said, scowling, "It's a good stick."
Namine gasped, before throwing it at him and running off. The stick unfortunately hit Roxas in the head, causing him to fall backwords, grabbing the pot of not-boiling-anymore dark chocolate for support, and making it tip all over him. And for some strange reason, Demyx was magically released from his bonds to ruin his fellow Nobody's lives. Oh teh joy.
So Roxas become covered in chocolate barf, while Demyz whooped and cheered around him, before slinking out of the room, and back towards the laundry room.
"Waaaaait..! Demyx..! Come baaaack! My haaaaaair..!" Roxas whined, before slipping on some chocolate and falling over.
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"No! We lost her!" Larxene cried, banging her fists against the wall, "I can't believe we let IPU outrun us!"
"Well...she is a goddess," Xigbar said, rolling his eyes. Saix had left earlier, having some soap operas to watch, and Zexion was dragged away by little gnomes that lived under the castle.
"I say we play a few rounds of strip poker," Luxord said, stroking his goatee. This caused an awkward silence; One, because Luxord just suggested to play strip poker, and two,...Weell...because it was Luxord. And he was in a pink bathrobe with penguin slippers.
"I say we order pizza.." Marluxia said, his stomach growling. The others' stomachs answered for them, so they all started racing for the telephone which just so convientely popped into existence.
So the six Nobodys dialed up Domino's. When the nerdy-sounding boy answered and asked what kind of pizza they wanted, they all gasped. No! They hadn't decided! All was ruined!
"Uhhh...Pepperoni...?" Marluxia, who was handling the phone, said uneasily.
"Pepperoni? No, you loser! I want sausage!" Vexen snapped, hissing.
"Sausage? No! Vegetarian!" Larxene growled, "I'm trying to keep my girlish figure."
"Girlish?" Luxord snorted, before receiving a slap, "Ow..! I want...uh...Hawaiian."
"..What is Hawaii, anyways?" Xigbar asked, causing all of them to stop and think.
"Weeeeeeell...I think it's the American way of saying 'kawaii.' You know, that fangirl word.." Xaldin frowned, stroking his chin.
Marluxia flipped his hair back. "No way. It's a lost civilization of people, lost to the dreaded Mole people. They managed to give their last secret of cooking to St. Nick, who showed the world the wonders of pizza."
"Uh..hello..? Can I take your order already?" the kid asked, before coughing slightly. But, before Marluxia, or anyone else for that matter, could answer, someone disconnected the phone. They looked up, and they all screamed. Laxaeus, the crazy, was standing in front of them with a hockey mask and a chainsaw.
"I know we shouldn't have showed him all those Jason movies!" Vexen cried as they ran. The hunter becomes the hunted, as they say.
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"Sooooo tired...Legs...not...working..." Xigbar muttered, dragging himself to his bed like his fellow non-annoying Nobodys. They had run from Laxaeus-Jason for hours, until finally he remembered that he had dancing lessons.
"WAIIIT! Don't go in there!" Demyz shouted, flailing his arms around. He was holding three large black bags along with Axel, who was right behind the blonde.
Everyone in the hall stopped, their eyes twitching heavily. "What?" they all asked in unison. Saix, Roxas, and Zexion suddenly appeared out of nowhere, muttering something about Harry Potter.
Axel grinned, "I thank you all for waiting so long...HAPPY LAUNDRY DAY!" They both tossed the bags at the others. The bags were quickly opened, and everyone rejoiced. It was like Christmas! Those idiots didn't have their clothes anymore!
"See?" Axel said to Demyx, smirking, "I told you they'd love the sailorsuits!" Demyx scowled, tossing him 1000 yen, because munny just sucked.
The group finally got over their overwhelming joy, and actually took a look and their outfits. And that's when their perma-twitches came back. Instead of their normal black cloaks, they now had in their hands little Japanese schoolgirl outfits. Schoolgirl outfits. With the mini-skirts and everything. And while this didn't bother Zexion or Larxene, the others weren't nearly as pleased.
"This is the best Laundry Day every!" Demyx smiled, stretching his arms. But, before he could escape to him room and sitar, he was tackled along with Axel, and no one heard from the two for a month.
A/N:...Eeeeeh...That's day one. Just to let you know, I accept and appreciate suggestions, although don't feel bad if I don't like it, or just make it a small joke or something. Meh, don't really have anything else to say. Hope you enjoyed it!