Wow! I didn't think I'd get such a big response!!

Disclaimer: As you may have gathered, I'm not JK Rowling, therefore Harry Potter is not mine :'(

If Luna Lovegood Was Head Girl...

The Gryffindors scratched their heads in confusion. What was the new password? Gurdy something? No, that was last week. Hmm.... had to be something completely wacky and made up.

"Can't anyone remember?" whined a First year.

"I'd like to see you try and memorise her ridiculous passwords!" replied a Sixth year. The First year pouted.

"This is hopeless! What was the password? Can't you just let us in?!" Howled someone else.

By now, the whole house had gathered in front of the portrait, begging, threatening, pleading, whining.

"What is going on?" Finally the Head Boy, Rolf Scamander had arrived to see the block up. 50 people all started to talk at once.

"Enough! You?" he pointed at the same whiny First Year.

"Well, our illustrious Head girl decided to make up complete nonsense for passwords and now we've all forgotten! Do you know?"

"Ermmm..... no." was the only thing Rolf said.

"Oooh! Hello everyone! Why are you all out here?" Came a dreamy voice.

"Luna, can you tell everyone the passwords so they can get in please?" asked Rolf, rubbing his temples.

"Sure! It's umm..... Rotfang? No..... Snorkack? Errr....."

"Well?"

"I think I forgot."

"LUNA!!!"

Menu for Monday

Starter: Fried Nargles with Gurdyroots

Main Course: Gulping Plimpies Soup

Dessert: Wrackspurt Ice cream

The End! Hmm.... what next....? Any ideas people?