First of all, I'd like to thank daphrose for reviewing! This chapter is based on the real episode The pen is mighty med-ier than the sword and I own nothing except their thoughts which I added.
I also want to apologize if I make mistakes, I speak french and sometimes my english isn't perfect.
Kaz entered the rec room and saw Skylar rope jumping. No matter how hard he tried he couldn't stop thinking about her. The problem was, neither could Oliver, who also could not stop talking about her. So, as Oliver's best friend, he had to step aside, put an end to those thoughts that managed to invade his brain way too often. But that was definitely easier said than done. He needed a distraction from the acrobatic beauty, and Stefanie was the perfect distraction. That was precisely why he came in here. Skylar was a superhero…maybe she was rich or something...probably not but it was worth the shot anyway. But how to start?
"Hey, Skylar…wow I like your outfit, is it knew?" he decided to start with that, it's always a good idea to compliment someone you need something from.
Skylar had stopped jumping the moment she saw him. When he gave her a compliment on her outfit, she knew something was up…she did know him pretty well.
"No, you cannot copy my homework!" she immediately answered him.
Kaz was taking back by this. He wasn't that surprised though…she did know him pretty well.
"Is that why you think I complimented you? I am insulted, I did it because I wanna borrow some money." He straight out told her. What's the point of pretending with her?
Skylar than gave him a look that said it all. He was not getting any money.
"Not a lot!" he started trying to convince her. "Just like twenty…thousand, twenty thousand dollars." He finished with a big smile.
Skylar was slightly surprised. Then, her curiosity took the best of her.
"Why do you need twenty thousand dollars?" she asked him.
"Eh, at school I overheard Stefanie say she wants a twenty thousand dollars necklace she saw in a magazine…and I figured if I can't win her affections, maybe I can buy them." He explained.
Skylar was so sadden that he would be interested in such a spoiled brat. Stefanie was not nearly good enough for him…but of course Skylar wasn't about to tell him that. Just like she wouldn't tell him that she couldn't stop thinking about him despite her best efforts.
"Kaz, you don't need to do that" she said although while putting her hand on his shoulder. "Just be yourself and she'll like you for who you are."
Kaz was really flattered at her words. He hoped she really meant it.
"Aw, you think so?" he asked her to be sure.
"I'm kidding you totally need to buy her affections!" she answered. It was true, Stefanie was way too shallow to realize what a great guy Kaz actually was.
Kaz was really deceived. He thought that maybe Skylar had a good opinion of him but apparently he was wrong.
Before Skylar could spill out that it wouldn't be that way with her, that just a calendar was enough, she restrained herself the only way she knew how. By insulting him.
"But it's gonna cost way more than twenty thousand dollars to make up for…this!" she said waving her hand to indicate his face before heading out. How could she stay and not give away that it was actually a big lie?
Kaz thought that it was harsh but he would just let that slide like it didn't bother him…after all, insulting each other was kind of their thing.
"Then can I borrow thirty thousand dollars?" he asked at her retreating back.
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Later that day, Kaz found a way to proceed with is distraction plan. He knew how to give that expensive necklace to Stefanie. He saw Skylar out of the corner of his eyes and yet again, didn't know why, but felt the urge to explain it to her.
"Skylar, I know how I'm gonna get that necklace for Stefanie." He told her really proud of his plan.
Skylar was deceived that he was still thinking about dating that mean girl.
"Rubbing a urine sample cup, will not make a genie come out" she said with a sigh.
"No, I mean I'm gonna borrow the pendorian. So that way I can trace that expensive necklace that she wants and give it to her! I just need her latest issue of expensive necklace magazine." He explained.
"No Kaz, do not do this!" she started thinking this was a bad idea and not really wanting him to actually go out with Stefanie. "Superhero supplies are for superhero's super heroics, not for selfishly seeking self-serving scenarios!" she said without thinking that she was actually using all the words she had memorized from the calendar Kaz had bought her.
Kaz wouldn't say it but he was happy to see that she still had the calendar and that she was using it. But he told her otherwise.
"I never should have bought you that S word of the day calendar!" he said, actually really happy that he did.
She put her hands on her waist and sighed to prevent him to go along with his plan, pushing aside the thought of telling him that she was so glad he did buy it.
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Even if he had told her he wouldn't take the pendorian, he did anyway, but that's Kaz for you! At the end of the day he admitted she was right and it all turned out okay. He even missed his date with Stefanie so from Skylar's point of you, it was all good or should she say it was all…super.
Kaz too thought it wasn't such a bad day after he learned that Oliver tried to kiss Skylar but she stopped him. Really he shouldn't be happy that his best friend had been turned down but he couldn't help but feel relieved or should he say…soothed.
So that was my two-shot!
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