Novel of Prank Pulling and Blackmail
Chapter 2: Night of Terror!
Disclaimer I don't own Naruto and don't kill me for some off the pranks we pull and other things!
Flash Back
"I like that smile that's a smile full of Evil!"
End Flash Back
"I think we should sneak into people's houses and prank them, reading dairies and whatever."
"Brilliant, so who should we get first?"
"I say we get Uchiha first," says Toyoharu with an evil glare
Elsewhere
"Why do I have the sudden urge to beat up Toyoharu & Akahito to a bloody pulp?" says Sakura who then resumes her business of beating Naruto to a bloody pulp for asking her out on a date and then trying to grab her ass and her boobs.
P.S. She as no boobs!
"Sakura please!" whines Naruto
"NO!!!!!"
Meanwhile
Toyoharu & Akahito make plans to break into Sasuke's house.
"Let's see we will need a camera, crowbar, tape, rope, and spy gear." Says Akahito cheerfully about being able to humiliate Uchiha again.
"Now time to go, seek out and destroy Uchiha's reputation!"
"Ok, let's go, we're burning moonlight."
a little later
"Ok, we'll both go in." Toyoharu says after 15 minutes of arguing
"Ok, on the count of 3…. 1…. 2….3!" Toyoharu jumps through the window.
"Sucker" Akahito said, Toyoharu reaches out, grabs Akahito and pulls him in through the window.
"Be quiet, we don't want to wake him." Toyoharu and Akahito proceed to rummage through Sasuke's room.
"Find anything yet?" Toyoharu asks.
"Yeah, come over here." Akahito says snickering
Toyoharu walks over and he too starts snicker, because Sasuke has a guacamole mask on, cucumbers on his eyes and his hair in curlers.
"This is perfect' Akahito said snapping a couple pictures
"Ok, we got what we came for now let's get out of here."
"Ok, who is next?" Toyoharu asked once they were a safe distance from Sasuke's house
"Well, Hinata don't live too far from here."
Back to the two love birds
"Sakura, why won't you go on a date with me?" Says Naruto on the ground begging (Naruto has been following Sakura everywhere)
"One reason you're annoying and an idiot." Sakura about ready to beat Naruto to death with his very own skull
Everyone walking by stops to see all the commotion and to see what happens next.
"Fine, I give up you BITCH." Says Naruto in a really bad ay and starts to walk off.
"What did you say?" Sakura demands to known
"Fine, I'll repeat myself you deafened old, ugly, sea witch of a BITCH." Afterwards he again started walking away again.
In the background everyone gasps.
"Naruto!" Sakura says with a fiery glare in her eyes
"What," the clone says and shoots off running to the ramen shack.
"Naruto get back here!" shouts Sakura
A couple minutes later
The clone arrives at the Ramen shack
Moments later Sakura arrives just when Naruto goes to enter the shop, but that's what you want to hear…. Sorry it didn't happen.
Now back to the team of terror (Akahito & Toyoharu)
"I'm brain dead." Says Akahito frustrated
"You just figured that out now"
"Meanie, how about…."
"How about what… out with it man."
"How about we get Teten."
"Dude, are you nutz her dad and herself probably would beat the living crap out of us."
"Dude, their all going to beat the living crap out of us any way."
"Dude, you're right"
"Awesome Dude."
"What's up with us saying dude, dude."
5 minutes later we arrive outside of Tenten's house
"Dude, you go first."
"No, dude you go first"
"Fine on the count of 3 we all go in at the same time, dude"
"Ok, dude"
"1…..2……3 go, dude"
Akahito jumps threw the window into the living.
"Sucker"
Akahito, then grabs Toyoharu and thrust him into the living room threw the window"
"Dude, you know what dude means, dude"
"Dude, I think it means in grown elephant hair, dude"
"Dude that's gross."
"Dude, now to find anything on Tenten."
10 minutes later
"Dude, I can't find anything and also can't hear myself think over her sleep-talking about Neji"
"Wait a minute, dude."
"That's it, that's our dirt on her." They both say in unison
They hear someone walking to Tenten's door and asking,"Tenten, you alright."
"Oh, shit dude it's her parents hide." Toyoharu whispers
Toyoharu and Akahito hid under Tenten's bed
Tenten wakes up………….
Now back to Naruto's problem
As you remember the clone of Naruto disappears when it gets to the ramen shack, but oh no the clone hasn't disappeared just yet.
"Naruto, where are you hiding?"
"What I do now?" whines Naruto
"When I find you…. I am going to kill you."
"What ever you say, you old sea witch"
With this comment Sakura started to do things to the Naruto that just walked out of the ramen shack that are too graphic to cover in a story with this rating, but let's just say it involved shoes in places that would normally go unmolested, a log and a bag of deprived , rabid squirrels. Damn, Sakura is brutal. As much as we enjoy seeing Naruto beaten within an inch of his life by a very pissed off Kanoichi, we should check in on our demonic duo.
Back to the demonic duo
"Well, let's move on to our next victim." Akahito said turning off the tape recorder and shoving it in to his pockets
"Ok, who's next any way?"
"Dude, we should see if the rumors about Kakashi's legendary collection of smut are true"
A couple minutes later
"Akahito, I hear that Kakashi has millions of traps set in and outside of his house."
Right after Toyoharu says this Akahito sets off a trap that triggers all the other traps to go off outside.
"Oh, man this is such a drag."
Little did we know Kakashi was nowhere around.
"Oh, shit we're dead"
a couple minutes
"You're lucky you know that"
"Don't rub it in"
"It's bad enough that I had to fight off all the nin-dogs." Whines Akahito
"Just start looking and stop complaining."
"Fine" Akahito says as he mumbles something under his breath
After trashing the place Akahito and Toyoharu find a switch underneath a picture they had moved
"Hey Akahito what's that red switch on the wall do?"
"I don't know"
"You flip the switch."
"No, you do it"
"Fine, on the count of 3, I will flip the switch."
"1…..2……3"
Toyoharu flips the switch and……………………………
A bright light starts to starts to shiny from behind a wall.
The rest of what happens is to graphic for this rating. They find a very, very creepy picture of Kakashi and Kurenai.
"Wow, Who'da thought that Kakashi could still get his freak on." Toyoharu said once they left
"We should see what we can get on INO" Akahito said
"Yeah let's"
a couple minutes later
"Let's hurry up here; we got other lives to wreck."
They begin tearing the room apart to see what they could find.
"I wonder if Ino has a dairy," Akahito said dumping the contents of a drawer on to the floor
"Well, even if she does I doubt we'll find anything" Toyoharu said walking over to her bed to search, when he looked down at Ino and had to keep from laughing
"Akahito check this out." Whispers Toyoharu
"What?" Akahito said as he walked over and he looked down at the sleeping girl, he had to cover his mouth to keep from laughing.
She was laying there with a ragged old teddy bear clutched to her chest as if that wasn't bad enough she was also sucking her thumb.
"This is gold"
"It's digitally recorded gold" Toyoharu said taking a picture and putting away the camera
Now let's see what Naruto is up
We find Naruto trying to find a way into Sakura's house
"Man, I can't believe this."
"I get a letter from Sakura telling me to come over, because her parents are out of town."
"But what do I find the house is locked and now how am I going to get into the house to complete what the letter says to do."
A voice whispers to Naruto,"Break a window to get in."(Only Yondaime-sama knows where the voice is coming from and he won't tell me)
"But that would be breaking and entering."
"You want to do what the letter says, don't you."
"Yes, I must. No, I couldn't, but I must do it for Sakura."
"Good boy," the voice whispers
Naruto jumps through the window.
Now back to the team of terror
"Hey, Akahito I can't believe Ino sleeps with a teddy bear and sucks her thumb."
"I know." Says Akahito barely able to say it, because of his laughing fit
"Hey, Akahito guess what's going to happen to Naruto."
"What you do to him this time?"
"I sent him a letter that was a fake letter written by Sakura"
"Oh, man that's gold"
"Any minute now he should be trying to complete the task that is on the letter"
"What you tell him to do"
"I told him to…." Toyoharu leans in and says," to break in to Sakura's house and molest her, also he thinks he hears a voice telling him to do it!"Toyoharu says this with an evil grin on his face.
"And you call me evil."
"Well should we go watch or prank someone else."
"Well, seeing as we've already watched Sakura beat up Naruto , we should go prank someone else."
"Yeah"
a few minutes later
"What can we do?"
"How about we get Anko"
"Dude, are you nutz!"
"What are you a chicken?" says Toyoharu daringly also at the same time making the sound of a chicken.
"What did you says?"
"I said we're going to be killed any way"
"Yeah that's true, but she is fucking crazy"
"So we are dead any ways when this book gets published."
We will allow these trouble twins to sort it out and go find out how Naruto is
As you remember Naruto broke into Sakura's house with perverted thoughts about what he would do……… to her and (only Yondaime-sama knows what is going to happen to him and how he hears the voice inside his own head)
Naruto gets up and starts walking around Sakura's house trying to find her room.
"Oh man, where your room is." Naruto whispers to himself
"Naruto try finding a set of stairs to get to the second floor," says the voice inside his head
"Ok" says Naruto dumbly
A couple minutes
Naruto finds the stairs and starts to climb up them, when he gets to the top he sees three doors.
He walks to door #1……………."Nope not it" Naruto says
He opens door #2…………………"Not it" he says
Naruto goes to open the final door and……… he sees a pink room with a bed in it.
Now back to the demonic duo
After Akahito beats Toyoharu to an inch of his life, they start heading to Anko's house
a couple minutes later
Akahito, "oh shit, how are we going to get in"
"How are we going to get past on an electric fence, a mine field, German Sheppard, poison darts, hidden tiger traps, and then get into her house."
"I don't know"
"Well to get past the electric fence we will need rubber gloves and wire clipper."
"Yeah or we could do this"
Akahito grabs Toyoharu, folds him into a paper airplane and chucks him across the yard from hell, then he somehow manages to fold himself into a paper airplane and throw himself across the yard.
"Remind me to ask how you did that," Toyoharu said once they had straightened themselves out.
"Now, we just have to get inside."
"Oh" Akahito said, "I know how we can get inside!!"
"YOU WILL NOT BLOW A HOLE IN HER WALL!!"
20 minutes later
"How can we get in? Hmmm"
"Wall……bomb……explosion, its simple!"
"Fine, knock yourself out." Toyoharu says exasperated.
"Yay! Time for explosion!" he sets up the bomb and steps back.
BOOOOOM!
"See, now we can go inside."
"Once they got inside they saw something so disturbing, so mind numbingly horrific that the thought of it would haunt them for weeks. There on Anko's sofa was her and Asuma, both drunk off their rocker making out like there was no tomorrow.
"THAT'S THE NASTIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!" Akahito shouts
Once they stopped hurling, our two trouble maker hightailed it outta there paying no mind to the various assortment of traps Anko had laid out. They emerged a couple minutes later looking a little worse for wear; they see Naruto also beaten silly.
"What happened to you?" Toyoharu asked despite the fact that he already knew the answer.
"I got a letter from her telling me to come to her house because her Parents were out of town, but when I got there, she got really angry and beat me up, which brings us to the here and now."
Akahito and Toyoharu burst out laughing.
"YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST!!" Naruto says after putting 3&1 together after realizing they sent him the letter to get him in trouble, this only made them laugh harder. They watched as Naruto Stormed of in a huff.
"Dude, we only got time for one more person!!"
"Let's get Sakura, then!!"
A few minutes later
"What should we do?" Akahito asked
"Something simple"
"Oh, I know!" as Akahito hurried out of Sakura's room and returned a little later with a bowl full of water.
"Akahito that's the oldest trick in the book."
"Yeah, I know, but old is the new tricks of the year."
"Whatever, just hurry up."
Akahito gently grabbed Sakura's hand, lifted it and carefully set it in the bowl of water.
They rummaged around Sakura's room, while they wait for their prank to take effect. Pretty soon a wet spot appeared on Sakura's bed.
"Perfect" Toyoharu said snapping a picture
"Let's go!"
"Not Bad for a nights work" Toyoharu said looking at their photos once they we're back at Akahito's hideout.
P.S. A friend & I said dude a lot one day so that is where the dude page came from.
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