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The words disappear and the screen shows a boy with messy black hair and glasses sitting on a trunk in the middle of a stage. "Is that me?" Harry asked.
"Looks just you, Potter," Draco said, and was then elbowed by Hermione.
HARRY: (singing) Underneath these stairs I hear the sneers and feel glares of
my cousin, my uncle and my aunt.
"What do you mean by 'Underneath these stairs'?" Ginny asked.
"Nothing," Harry mumbled.
Can't believe how cruel they are and it stings my lighting scarto know that they'll never ever give me what I want.
"Selfish much, Potter," Draco said, only to be elbowed again. "Will you stop!"he said to Hermione.
"Only when you do."
I know I don't deserve these stupid rules made by the Dursleys here on Privet drive. Can't take all of these muggles, but despite all of my struggles, I'm still alive.
"Harry, mate, abut over dramatic," Ron said. Harry then threw a pillow at his best friend, of course.
I'm sick of summer and this waiting around. Man, its September, and I'm skipping this town. Hey It's no mystery, theres nothing here for me now; I gotta get back to Hogwarts
When 'Harry' stood, the teens, minus Harry, laughed, Dumbledores eyes twinkled, and Snape's lips twitched.
;I gotta get back to get myself to Hogwarts, Where everybody knows I'm cool Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts, to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts. It's all that I love, and it's all that I need. HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS, I think I'm going back-
"You really like Hogwarts that much?" Dumbledore asked.
"Of course,"Harry answered,"It's where all my friends are. I feel like I belong there and no matter what happens, I always will. It's my home."
I'll see my friends, gonna laugh 'til we crytake my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky NO WAY this year anyone's gonna die
"That'd be nice."
, and it's gonna be totally awesome.
"Potter," Snape said," stop saying that immediately."
"It's not me!"
I'll cast some spells, with a flick of my wand defeat the dark arts, yeah bring
"No," Harry said,"bring it off. Not on. Off."
it on! And do it all with my best friend Ron,
"That's me," Ron yelled like a kindergardener.
'cause together we're totally awesome
Then, a person wearing a red wig with a blue headband comes through the side door.
RON: Yeah, and it's gonna be totally awesome!
Everyone started laughing, while Ron said,"That's not me."
(Speaking) Did somebody say Ron Weasley? Hey, sorry it took me so long to get here. I had to go get some Floo Powder, but, uh, we gotta get going. Get your trunk and let's go!
HARRY: Where're we going?
RON: To Diagon Alley, of course!
HARRY: Cool!
RON: C'mon!
"That was really cheesy," Ginny said.
"Chessier than Twilight," Hermione said.(A/N: Nothing against Twilght, I like the books, but, come on, the movie was REALLY cheesy.)
HARRY & RON: (while flapping arms) Floo Powder power! Floo Powder power! Floo Powder power! Floo powder power!
"What the hell are you doing, Potter?!" Draco asked, and even Hermione was to busy laughing to hurt him.
"Merlin," Ginny said,"I've been doing that wrong forever." Everyone laughed harder while Harry and Ron yelled,"It's not us!"
RON: (Singing) It's been so long, but we're going back don't go for work, don't go there for class
"Got that right," Ron and Harry exclaimed.
They then were quiet at Hermione's questioning look and Snape saying,"Will then maybe more work will help you appreciate both."
HARRY: As long as were together—
RON: - gonna kick some ass
Both were thinking, Got that right. They were just to afraid of Snape to say it.
HARRY & RON: and it's gonna be totally awesome!
"I'm doing it now," Ron cried.
This year we'll take everybody by storm, stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm.
Hermione glared at them, even though she was guilty of doing that. Eh, it made sense in her mind. It isn't like ours . . .
HERMIONE: But let's not forget that we need to perform well in class
if we want to pass our OWLS!
Everyone laughed at the girls who had popped onto the screen. Her hair was...something.
Hermione gapped at the screen,"I look nothing like that. I used to have that hair, but now I don't."
"I don't know, Granger," I'll-give-you-one-guess-who said,"you could have fooled me," he was then glared at,"What? I was joking."
RON: Aw, Hermione, why do you have to be such a buzz kill?
Hermione raised her eyebrow. "Sorry," Ron cried,"don't kill me." . Only Draco could see the tiny smirk in Hermione's face.
HERMIONE: Because, guys, school's not all about having fun. We need to study hard if we're gonna be good witches and wizards! Ugh!
"Correct, Miss Granger, ten points to Gryffindor,"Dumbledore said. No one reminded him that they were on vacation.
(Singing)I may be frumpy,
"You aren't frumpy," Ginny told her best friend,"your really pretty."
"Thanks, Gin," Hermione smiled at her best friend.
but I'm super smart.
"Understatement of the century," Ron and Harry said in unison. Freaky. I know.
Check out my grades, they're "A's" for a start.
"You mean O's, right?" Cho asked.
"Oh, A's are the highest grade you could get in the muggle world," Hermione explained.
What I lack in looks
"You don't lack in looks," Cho and Ginny said. Hermione just smiled.
I make up in heart,
"You do have a lot of heart," Harry said.
"Thanks," she said, blushing from all of the compliment.
and well guys, yeah, that's totally awesome.
"Not me too,"Hermione moaned.
This year I plan to study a lot...
"You always do," Everyone, even Draco, Dumbledore, and Snape, yelled.
"Well sorry," Hermione muttered.
RON: That would be cool if you were actually hot!
"RONALD WEASLEY, SAY YOU'RE SORRY," Ginny yelled, as if her friend had a low self-esteem.
"Sorry Hermione."
HARRY: Hey Ron, come on, we're the only friends that she's got!
"Sorry Hermione," Harry said before Ginny could yell. Hermione just laughed at the two boys.
RON: and that's cool...
"Not really," Cho said.
HERMIONE: and that's totally awesome!
"What is with that?" Draco asked.
"It's an American muggle saying," Hermione said.
"Thanks," Draco said causing Hermione to blush. Why? You have to read. Or look at the summary. Either one works.
HARRY, RON & HERMIONE: Yeah it's so cool, and it's totally awesome!
We're sick of summer and this waiting around! It's like we're sitting in the lost and found! Don't take no sorcery for anyone to see how... We gotta get back to Hogwarts. We gotta get back to school. We gotta get back to Hogwarts, where everything is magic-cooooool!
"How creative," Snape said.
"Not much," Ron said
(A lot of people come on stage and sing)
EVERYONE: Back to wizards and witches, and magical beaststo goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts it's all that I love, and it's all that I need at HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS
HARRY, RON& HERMIONE: - I think we're going back...
"Well," Hermione said," that's the end of the scene."
"Well, hurry up," Ron said. He then received a glare and added,"please?"
"Okay," she said getting up...
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