"MINION!" Megamind called. "What is that annoying sound?" He stirred in bed, looking around in wonder. It was like an alarm clock, only quieter yet somehow more annoying.
"Um, I think it's your phone sir. It's on vibrate," Minion said as he came into the room. After that answer, Megamind jolted and picked up the phone.
"Ollo?" he asked with excitement and hope and question. Minion knew this wasn't the time to correct his boss's speech.
"Oh thank GOD, Megamind!" her voice came at the other end of the line. "I am so so sorry! I'm there right now."
"Roxanne!" Megamind exclaimed, sitting up in bed with an intense look of thought spread across his face. Minion left the room, closing the door to give Megamind his privacy. "What happened? Which phone are you using? Cuz my ringtone was definitely wrong for that situation!"
"No, no, Megamind," Roxanne replied. "I'm calling from someone else's phone. Listen, can I come by please? I feel awful."
Megamind took a breath before replying. "Uh, yeah sure. Whatever you want. You sound like you're catching a stickness..."
She knew what he meant, so his speech didn't bother her at the moment.
"Great! I'll be there soon. I will make this up to you," Roxanne said before they hung up. Megamind got out of bed and slipped on a robe. He didn't find that the full leather attire would be worth it because he'd no idea how long she'd stay.
Minion, Roxanne is coming over," he announced more joyfully as he walked past the laundry room. Minion straightened his posture at once, almost hitting his head on the dryer. His eyes look to Megamind in surprise.
"Really?" Minion asked. "What should I do?"
"Hot Shoco-lat will do just fine," Megamind said, smiling.
"Um, that's chocolate sir," Minion corrected. "Alright. I'll get right on that." He took the clothes out of the dryer, set his work aside, and made his way to the kitchen.
"Oh thank heavens!" Roxanne exclaimed. "It sounds like he's not too mad." Kathy smiled as she retrieved her phone.
"Do you want a ride?" Kathy asked.
"If it's not too much trouble. Aren't you working?" Roxanne asked as she stood up, anxious to leave as quick as possible. Kathy sighed, rolling her eyes as she swiped her keys and spun them around her finger.
"Come on, I'll tell you on the way there," Kathy said. They got in Kathy's car, and she explained her situation to Roxanne.
"Oh my gosh, you're kidding right?" the reporter asked. "You just work overtime sometimes just because others can't do their jobs?"
"Well, I know The Fast Lane like no one else," Kathy told her truthfully. "I've been working there forever it seems. I learned not to sign up for friday nights because the chaos is awful. When people don't show up, I can't leave until they do. I've already cleaned up after other people's shit too much."
"Perhaps it's better that Megamind and I didn't have our date there then," Roxanne said, thinking out loud.
"Yeah, I was starting to wonder why you'd want to meet him at that Fast Lane of all the place you could have gone," Kathy said.
"I just thought it'd be a good place to get used to being around people and being social," Roxanne confessed.
"Oh," Kathy said, realizing Roxanne took what she'd said the wrong way. "No, no. It is! I'm saying that if you'd have met him around the lunch hour or four o' clock, things would have gone well. Friday night can get chaotic and messy, so...yeah. Not the best time to take him to The Fast Lane. That's what I meant."
"Oh, okay," the reporter replied. "It's a left up here."
Kathy turned where Roxanne directed and she pulled up in front of the Evil Lair.
"Then, perhaps things worked out for the best," Kathy smiled. "I mean, you still get to see him, work things out, and I got out of my job that ran way past my shift. Everyone wins here."
"Yeah, I suppose so. Thank you Kathy, for your kindness. I'll see you later," Roxanne said.
"No problem. Bye Roxanne. Good luck!" Kathy said as if she'd been talking to a best friend. Her passenger door slammed shut and she drove back to her apartment.
"Megamind?" Roxanne called as she opened the newly installed door. Now that he didn't have to hid his hideout, Megamind had Minion put in a proper front door.
"Roxanne!" a familiar voice exclaimed, and then from around the corner, Megamind appeared, seemingly very happy to see her. She ran to him and once there, he scooped her up into a hug and lifted her off the ground.
Once he set her down, she sneezed again, over and over until finally after four times of constant sneezing she looked back at Megamind.
"I'm so sorry," she said as they began to walk into the kitchen where Minion had just lifted the hot chocolate off the stove.
"Here you go guys," Minion said, setting the pot on the table along with two mugs so they could each pour their own. Once again, Minion left the room.
"Thank you Minion," Megamind said before his fish friend left. "Roxanne...I thought you'd forgotten."
"No, I didn't, I could never forget, Megamind," Roxanne said, sighing sorrowfully and putting her head down a little. "I got caught up and my phone smashed into pieces at work and ugh...achoo!"
"Bliss you," Megamind said, making her smile a little bit. "Are you sure you're okay?"
"Yes, I think the rain just got me a little. I was out in it for a long time you know," Roxanne inquired, sipping on the hot chocolate. "Mmm, this tastes incredible!"
"Yeah, Minion's pretty good at cooking and such," Megamind commented. "So, Roxanne... how did you get another phone so quickly?"
"I didn't," Roxanne confessed. "I used Kathy's...she works at-"
"The Fast Lane," Megamind finished for her.
"Yeah."
"Well, now that you're here, why don't we make the best of what we have here. It's not as fancy as a restaurant but I think we could make it work," Megamind said, smiling, but Roxanne was too good to fall for that one.
"Ah ah ah," Roxanne said. "We're going to pick this up another day. You're going to learn to be around other people."
Megamind slumped in his chair, giving her an annoyed but rather cute expression.
"Don't worry, you're out of it tonight," Roxanne said, finishing her cup and placing the kettle back on the stove. She was feeling a lot better since she was out of the rain and finally able to spend time with Megamind like she'd wanted to all night.
She turned around, giving him a mischievous look. He stood up, wondering what this meant. Had he done something wrong?
"Roxanne, why are you looking at me like that?" he questioned as she came closer. Roxanne lightened her means and grabbed his wrist.
"Come on," she urged him, and he followed her, almost forcefully, into his bedroom where they sat down. "There..."
"That's all? Oh, Roxanne here I thought you were going to-" Megamind began, however he was yet again interrupted as she pushed him back on the bed so he was lying on his back. She grasped his wrists and held them above his head, pinning him down.
"...now I can make this up to you," she finished her phrase, and it was then Megamind realized she had something in mind. He went along with her game, remembering how fun their games could be.
"Roxanne...What are you going to do to me?" Megamind pretended to pout. "I know I've been quite the villain- whoa!" Roxanne had removed his robe, exposing his pajamas to her.
"Yes, Megamind you have been a bad villain...a very very...bad villain," Roxanne said seductively. Megamind smile widened, and all he could see at this moment was Roxanne and how hot she looked in that red dress of hers.
"Temptress," Megamind whispered, and then Roxanne unclasped his cape with her mouth.
"Oh I intend to be more than that," Roxanne whispered in reply with that same tone. His emerald eyes softened on her. She had him now. Finally, her lips met his, and her hands released his wrists, trailing across his forearm down to the buttons on his pajamas, and she slowly undid them one by one until his blue chest was illuminated by the moonlight shining down in the room onto the bed.
"Mmm," the sound came from the back of the alien's throat. "I like this idea...very much, Roxanne."
"Good," she said, kissing him again then moving down to his neck where he arched with pleasure beneath her.
"That feels...mmm, that feels wonderful, Rox-" he lost all ability to speak as she applied more pressure onto a certain spot on his neck. He realized that despite the fact there was nothing binding him, he still hadn't moved his arms at all. She was doing an amazing job at keeping him in one place.
Only a sigh came out for the rest of that sentence. Her hands came to rest upon his smooth chest and she relaxed completely on top of him. He felt ten times more relaxed than he'd ever felt before. Everything she did just felt so good.
He finally moved his arms to circle her bare back where the dress exposed her soft skin. He explored her backside, feeling the dress and resting his hands on her hips. Roxanne came back up from his neck so she could kiss him again on the lips. Her hands came to rest on his side, and she began to actually see how thin he was. She found that he was almost a twig, but she didn't care. She wanted all of him...
The top of his pajamas came off and her dress had slid part way down, exposing her bra. They continued making out intensely, forcing Minion to do other housework. He was going to put away the laundry, but he felt it would be an awkward moment so he steered clear of them for another hour...
They released their last intense kiss on each other, starring into each other's eyes. For a few moments, only their heavy breathing could be heard. Roxanne rolled over so she could curl up against him. Bottoms stayed on, but her dress was still extremely out of place. Not that she cared, for it wasn't uncomfortable.
"Wow...Roxanne," Megamind said, panting still. "That was...amazing..."
She came closer (if that was possible) to him, resting her head into his neck. They didn't want to take that any further just yet. She knew Megamind still, no matter how much of a genius he could be, didn't quite grasp the main idea of what "going further" meant. That was alright with both of them though because they enjoyed being around each other, and that's all that mattered. Roxanne kiss him again after he turned to look at her.
"Well, I think it was amazing because you're just so incredibly handsome and...very sexy," Roxanne told him in a hushed tone. Megamind was about to interject, but she stopped him.
"Ah ah ah, no denying it. Because it's true. You may not think you're sexy, or that you don't deserve me or whatever else negative that's going through your giant blue head. But guess what, genius? You're wrong," Roxanne said, snuggling further into him.
"I couldn't be more relieved to hear you say that, Roxanne," Megamind said with a sigh. He kissed her head and pulled her against him, wanting to feel her warmth more and more urgently.
"I've got to be the luckiest guy in the world," he said aloud, shutting his eyes in content.
"Megamind," Roxanne said curiously, making sure he was still with her.
"Hmm?" he asked.
"I love you," she said. "and I'm sorry for not showing up."
"That's okay, Roxanne...I have you now," he said sleepily. "And I love you too."
Minion came back and cracked the door open to Megamind's room, fearing what he might find. Luckily, when he entered, both of them were sleeping soundly. The covers were pulled over both of them, and they were in a tight embrace. Seeing the sight almost made Minion want to cry, for he was never so happy as he put away the laundry. He sighed, turning off the lamp in the room, instead lighting up the lava lamps and plasma energy spiral enclosed in its casing, sitting in the corner of Megamind's room.
He smiled, closing the door and proceeding to other chores before he too, powered down for the night.