September 13
The llamas have finally allowed me to continue writing! Yeah, I know it has been a long time, But know the llamas want me to help them I am to help them find FotL which is short for Followers of the Llamas. I asked everyone if they believed in the power of the llamas. This is what they said:
Prongs: Sirius, you seriously need to get your head examined.
Moony: Go away, I'm trying to read.
Wormtail: (Well actually I cant remember what Peter said.)
Prof. Dumbledore: No, I believe in the power of the socks!!!!!
Prof. Binns: Llama powers are myths and I deal in fact.
Not very successful was I? Well I'll just have to try again!
September 19
Thirty-nine posters of llamas saying, "We will rule the world"
And twenty-six saying, "Join the llama followers-We'll give you cake."
Prof. Trelawny (A/N: I really don't care if she wouldn't have been teaching then.) gave me detention for putting one up in her classroom and "disturbing the aura and clouding her inner eye." That fraud. She's about as likely to make a real prophecy as the fortune cookies- my newest one says "You will survive dementers and aurors only to be killed by a piece of cloth."
September 23
Now I have detention from Mcgonagll for taking the hat we were supposed to be turning into a rat, and transfiguring it into a herd of llamas instead. This is awesome! Not only do I get to spread the word about the llamas but also I get to beat James in the number of detention I can get before Christmas.
September 30
I love raw potatoes with salt and pepper. I also love pickles. I am successful, Prongs is now a FotL. So is Wormtail, but that's only because he likes the power. He really would do anything to bask in someone else's power.
October 17
I haven't written in a long while because the llamas wanted me to invent something for them, but we are done now. Lemon flavored skittle llamas have been perfected. They are little llama shaped pills that have a little "s" for skittle on them and when you eat them they taste like llamas and turn you into a llama for 24 hours.
October 20
Moony has agreed to be a FotL. Mainly because he wants to know what it would feel like to be a llama by using a lemon flavored skittle llama pill. SO, James, Remus, Peter, and my self all turned into llamas and ran around the school to promote the Order of the Llamas, (OotL for short) Most people tried to throw stuff at us but that is the beauty of the lemon flavored skittle llamas, when someone tries to throw something at you, kick/punch you, or curse you, (though it wont work on the Unforgivables) it doesn't work. Whatever it is just reflects back at the caster. 20 people are petrified on the Great Hall because they tried to petrify us.
October 31
I love candy! And sugar! And cake! And anything with sugar! I can write right now I have to go do something. I can't sit still!
November 1
Yesterday when I was sugar high and could not write fro anything I went to the great hall and tried t o get everyone there to reenact a war I read about in some muggle fiction book. But everyone said that they didn't feel like being cut to ribbons by swords. So instead we used plungers! James one the dueling tournament, but then again, he had the biggest plunger. Well after I while that got boring so I charmed the plungers to sing " Don't worry be happy" in a really annoying voice and follow the Slytherins around the castle.
November 4
There is now FotL in every house but Slytherin. But there will be by tomorrow as I found the password to the Slytherin dorms. It is "snake". You'd think they would be a little more original then that. Come on that would be like the Gryffindor password being "lion." Oh well it is not my problem if Slytherins have no imagination to think up a better password.
November 5
Last night James and I snuck into the Slytherin dorm to brainwash them into joining the OotL. When we got there they were plotting the untimely demise of me for trying to get them to join the OotL. Upon hearing this through the mental link I have with them, the llamas gave them up as a lost cause. We didn't want to just give up till the llamas talked us into it saying "Giving up doesn't always mean you are week sometimes it means you are strong enough to recognize a lost cause and let go of it." So we simply obliviated (A/N: that was the memory charm right? Hope so.) them and stole their wand, clothes an anything they owned that was valuable. We also left Severus 3 bottles of shampoo with instructions carefully dictating how to them.
A/N: This chapter is also dedicated to Shell (bookworm2011), Vicky, and Snarly. Also, I don't believe in spell check or grammar check and Shell is not here at the moment to beta!