Summary: It's the whole phantom of the opera shi-bang, but Christine is an insanely ditzy ditz, Raoul is a foppy fop and Meg and Erik get together. What would have happened if Meg and gone through the hallway instead of her mother catching her?

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Italics are thoughts. However, if only one word is italicized, it's just exaggerated.
Christine took Carlotta's place on the stage and began to sing, waving her arms dramatically. Her voice was high-pitched, but she was still better than La Carlotta.

Anyone could be better than La Carlotta, even her dog. Meg thought, watching Christine hit Andre in the face with her hand. Although she needs to work on having her hands do nothing.

"Thank you Miss Daae that was….refreshing." Firmin exclaimed as Andre nodded reverently. "You will sing for us tonight in place of Carlotta. Madame Giry will help you learn all the songs." With that, the managers walked off, no doubt going to try and snag some chorus girls to shag.

Madame Giry watched them leave and then turned to Christine, "Well Miss Daae, first of all, don't wave your hands! I'm sure you know all the songs so just let us get you fitted for costumes."

Meg watched them go, and then turned to Lexi, Tianna and Amy, "At least we won't fall over on each other anymore! No more bruises." Christine will probably won't sing, the Think of Me song dress makes her look fat.

After the performance, Meg walked down into the opera's sacred room with the candle altar.

"Where have you been? Raoul is looking for you; he's been bugging me for an hour now!" Meg exclaimed, startling Christine.

"I'm talking to my father's candle! I do it every night remember? Besides, I'm waiting for the angel." Christine said, lighting yet another candle.

"An angel, how perfect. By the way, Raoul wants to take you out to dinner; he's got a carriage with white horses waiting. Just like your dream." Meg said sarcastically.

"Really? Then I must go change for him!" Christine said, rushing out of the room.

I didn't think she would take me seriously. Meg thought, grinning.

"Christine….." a voice whispered, "Christine…."

"Sorry, Christine's gone off to lover boy, may I take a message?" Meg said, staring up at the ceiling. There was no answer from the voice, and Meg shrugged, "oh well, time to go see if the other girls want to play truth or dare, I'll dare Lexi to kiss Alexander, or maybe…" Meg left the room, grinning evilly.

Christine hurriedly got out of her dress, but as she was about to leave the room, the Phantom appeared in the mirror.

"Christine….." he whispered sexily, "Christine, come to me…."

Christine turned around and his eyes caught hers, with that, she was transfixed, "I'm here…I'm coming..."

He held his hand out through the mirror, and she took it. Drawing her into the mirror, he began singing. The passage was dark and damp and Christine's thin skimpy night gown was getting grimy and dirty. Had she been in her right state of mind, she would cry an ocean of tears over it, but the Phantom was just so hot she couldn't take her eyes off him.

As the Phantom took one of the many boats to his lair, with Christine exposing her underwear as she sat in it, Meg walked into Christine's room to steal her make up. She had just gotten a boxful because of her new status, and Meg planned to take all the good stuff from her. After all, I do deserve a treat.

A/N

Tia: Well, another chapter is up! YAY US! Since only one person answered the poll, Christine got the part. glares at the non-reviewers Anyway, the new chapter will be us as soon as we write it...have fun!

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