From the Desk of His Grace, Lord Nasher

Greetings Sir Nevalle,

We would to extend our deepest gratitude regarding your labors concerning Crossroad Keep. Please know that you have the thanks of your King. It is deeply satisfying to know that we will soon have another Keep to make money (stricken) serving the kingdom. The part you play in this important duty will not be forgotten.

We are sorry to inform you that no future funds are available at this time. The funds you requested have already been set aside for the buffing and polishing of your sovereign king's shining head. Appearances must be kept for the good of the kingdom. Again, our deepest regret that our coffers are unable to serve you in this capacity. If you would like to resubmit your request, please send a handwritten note using green ink on pink paper in triplicate. We also regret to inform you that you may no longer submit receipts for haircare products. This a personal item and cannot be charged to the Greycloaks account.

His high holy grace is pleased to have the service of such a powerful being as Light of Heaven under him. Lord Nasher has requested her presence in his personal chambers as soon as may be arranged. Growling female Aasimars delight Lord Nasher immensely. A private interview would bring great satisfaction to your king.

Please do not advise Lady Carianna to alter her wardrobe choices. The morale of the Greycloaks is solely dependent upon Lady Carianna's appearance. Without her, the Greycloaks would be limp and lifeless. Sir Nevalle, we must remind you that one of your greatest responsibilities is to the men serving under you and Lady Carianna. She knows her duty, please do yours.

We deeply regret the loss of your quill and inkbottle. Our sympathies are with you during your time of great sorrow.

Be advised that no action for the removal of Lady Carianna or Lady Lana from service at Crossroads Keep will be made. We cannot have them returning to the palace. We are deeply pained for your desk, but it is obvious you were not present after they left. The horses still shy and stamp whenever they see a whip. The palace shepherds were not able to remove the lewd and suggestive phrases graffitied on the king's flocks. We are still mystified at meanings of such phrases as "Kilroy Was Here" and "Bite Me"

It is also our duty to inform you that we are aware of the presence of the Luskan ranger. It has been determined by this council to ignore his smarmy presence because of an overwhelming female vote. His wolfish eyes and manly stubble make them hot!! (stricken).

Be advised in the matter concerning Casavir's humor. The council is painfully aware of his humor as many of the knights present have fallen victim to his secretly casting of Burning Hands to their loincloths while wearing full plate.

Please note our agreement in the matter concerning the warlock Ammon Jerro and his affections toward Lady Carianna. We believe this to be as uncomfortable as finding canned meat in our hosiery. Our deepest sympathies are extended to you.

Our Thanks,

The Council of Neverwinter

PS: Lord Nasher has asked us to convey the necessity for the removable of your aforementioned under clothing. It has come to Lord Nasher's attention the fabric of your undergarments has his likeness upon them. Instructions have been sent to Mistress Qara for the immediate cessation of their usage. She is to burn any and all of these items whether you are in them or not. Lord Nasher wishes to convey to you that his royal face should be nowhere near your royal pain in the a..

As always, The Council