Aaron Hotchner IS MALDY IN LOOOVOVEEEEE WITH EMLY PRETNISS!

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Spencer Reid Madly* Love* Emily Prentiss*

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Emily Prentiss Hotch, how drunk are you?

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Aaron Hotchner Im not drnuk, Emmiy. I just had soem scotch wiht Rossi.

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Spencer Reid I'm* drunk* Emily* some* with*

David Rossi He's pretty drunk, actually.

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Aaron Hotchner Hye, Em, did yuo read waht i wroted up thre?

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Spencer Reid I give up, correcting drunken Hotch isn't working.

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Emily Prentiss Yes, Hotch, I did, and I think you need to get off of Facebook before you write something you REALLY regret.

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Penelope Garcia No, Hotch, please please please stay on.

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Derek Morgan Yeah, Hotch, get those feelings out there. Serenade Emily or something.

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Aaron Hotchner That's a graet idea. Emillhy please theres nothign wrnog with the way I lihgt up wehn your aruond.

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Jennifer Jareau Aw, Emily, you hear the man, give him a chance. (;

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Emily Prentiss JJ, he was obviously drunk out of his mind. I can barely decipher his typing.

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Penelope Garcia Aw, Em, he serenaded you with Artist Vs Poet! That should automatically be enough for you to excuse his drunken behavior! Besides, you totally love him. Just admit it.

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Derek Morgan Princess, that was actually pretty great. Could you just admit your feelings for tall, dark, and brooding already?

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Emily Prentiss OMG guys, I'm not in love with Hotch.

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Penelope Garcia Smh, you can be so stubborn. That's okay, you'll admit it eventually.

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Spencer Reid What's smh mean?

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Jennifer Jareau It means 'Shake my head', Spence.

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Aaron Hotchner I would like everyone to disregard the post from last night. I was very drunk, and Rossi convinced me Facebook was a completely private forum where people post things that no one else can see.

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Penelope Garcia I do believe that you just admitted what you wrote last night was in fact the true nature of your feelings towards Emily.

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Jennifer Jareau

Jennifer Jareau Omg, Garcia, you're totally right! I'm so winning this time. Kiss your two hundred goodbye.

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Derek Morgan Damn, and I had four hundred down on Emily to be the one to admit her feelings first.

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Emily Prentiss I understand, Hotch, you were just really drunk.

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Penelope Garcia AWKWARD.

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David Rossi AWKWARD.

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Derek Morgan SO AWKWARD.

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Emily Prentiss Wait…. I thought we shut down all the betting?

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Aaron Hotchner That's it, you're all going to be buried in extra-paperwork.

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An: Honestly, I think Hotch would probably be more of a sullen, angry drunk, but this was way more fun to write than that would've been. The lyric Hotch serenaded Prentiss with is from Miserably Loving You by Artist Vs Poet, in case anyone was wondering.