Number One!
LOVE
"You know I've never felt anything like this about anyone before Holly." said the dark stranger tenderly to the elf.
"I don't know. I don't think that I love you." Holly replied timidly.
"How could you say that! Our love can get through anything! Don't tell me that you don't love me, my dear sweet Holly Short."
The dark haired boy embraced Holly tenderly. Once they broke apart he had a silly grin on his face. Captain Short still looked unsure, but the hug still felt nice. With his pale skin glowing in the the full moon the boy looked like a god come to Earth. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small box and leaned down one knee.
"Captain Holly Short, will you do me the honor of becoming my wife?" he asked.
"I... I don't know what to say!"
"You don't have to say anything. Just nod."
"I still don't know..."
"Like I said, our love will prevail, even the height difference doesn't matter!"
"Are you implying that I'm short?"
"Well... Yeah, you are an elf honey!"
"I THOUGHT THAT WOULDN'T MATTER TO YOU!"
Holly ran off crying in the night.
Scracthing his head, the other boy walked off, but was confronted by an extremely angry Maximum Ride.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!" she yelled.
"N-N-Nothing! I swear!" he stuttered.
"YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS BIG TIME FANG!"
Max dragged him off by his earlobe all the way back to Dr. Martinez's house where he was beaten to a bloody pulp and fed to the Jabberwocky.
THE END
Aww. Love, tis sweet, is it not?
FANG: Shut up.