"Hey, Lucy!" Levy exclaimed from behind her. Lucy winced as her stomach fell from its current position into her ass. She leaned over the papers on which she had been writing, covering them with a combination of her arms and her breasts. She tried to make the motion as subtle as possible, acting as if she were casually going to rest her head for a moment on her stack.
"Hi Levy!" she uttered, an embarrassed flush creeping up over her face. Levy didn't seem to notice.
"Oh, I see that you've started writing again! Mind if I take a look at what you have so far?" In fact, she did mind, but she knew that Levy's ask was innocent, unlike her story. After all, she was the one who had decided to bring her smut into the guild hall.
"Umm, well it's still pretty raw. Mostly I was just trying to get my ideas down on paper before they disappeared, so there isn't much substance to it yet." Lucy lied through her teeth.
"Oh, okay! Well, whenever you've refined your ideas a little more, I would love to take a peek at your next masterpiece," Levy winked. Somehow, Lucy doubted that her work would be considered a "masterpiece", except maybe to a few perverts who got off to this kind of stuff, but she appreciated the sentiment all the same.
"Sure Levy, you got it!"
While the two were conversing, another member of the guild seized the opportunity to confiscate Lucy's work, taking advantage of the fact that she had removed her bosom from the stack. Cana snatched the papers in such a hurry that Lucy may have not even noticed the swift movement, had the fwap not been so loud. Cana sprinted until there was a reasonable distance between her and the author.
A beer mug in one hand and the smut in the other, Cana's eyes began scanning the page; she was a fairly quick read, but that did not inhibit her ability to drink in the raunchy details, nor did the three barrels of alcohol she had consumed throughout the day. "Oooooh, what do we have here?" Her slurred sentence was followed by a satisfied belch. "Lucy Heartfilia, you dog! I didn't know you were capable of writing such a thing! I guess you learn something new every day!" she taunted. "Shit, I'm gonna have to put my beer down for this one!" Cana set her mug on the table next to her.
"Hey, give that back, Cana!" shouted Lucy, running toward her with her hands outstretched, reaching for the papers. Some of the guild members turned their heads to look at the scene. Shit is right, she thought to herself. Just what I needed.
"Why? I'm only perusing your work thus far. Gotta say, it's pretty intense," Cana smiled deviously and raised her eyebrow, extending a free hand to catch Lucy's face. After all, she couldn't let her steal the papers back before she had the chance to finish reading them, could she? Her eyes continued to dart across the pages as she fought back Lucy. "Damn, girl! This is hot!"
"What? I want to see it too!" Levy chimed in, sounding the slightest bit betrayed. Cana handed the papers to her friend, still restraining Lucy.
"Hey, you guys! This isn't funny! Give those back!" Cana wrapped her arms around the shapely blonde and teased "You can have them back when Levy is finished! You know, she's your biggest fan, after all." Lucy writhed beneath Cana's arms, but her efforts were moot, she realized, as there was something about alcohol that gave the Card mage impeccable strength; the drunker she was, the more physical prowess she possessed. She eventually gave up trying to escape, hanging her head in shame as she waited to see how Levy would react.
She caught a quick glimpse of the blue-haired woman before her and noticed that her face had turned a ripe shade of red. When she had finished reading, she stared at Lucy in a state of awe, uttering no words for an uncomfortable amount of time. Lucy could feel the humiliating sensation wash over her entire body. Well, I might as well pack my bags, because I'm never going to be able to face either one of them again. But when her eyes returned to Levy's, she saw not contempt or disapproval, but rather…concern? Levy looked serious.
Levy walked over to where her two friends stood, getting as close to them as possible. She handed Lucy the papers, and in a low voice said "Lucy, we need to have an emergency meeting at your place. Now." Lucy was stunned by her response. "I'll go find Erza, and I'll meet you guys there in no more than 20 minutes." Fuck, now we're dragging Erza into this madness? This has to be some kind of nightmare.