Note: all dialog by aliens and cows is translated from "Moo" and Trey Parker and Matt Stone own South Park
Several weeks after the Aliens landed, Stan was at Kyle's House and they were watching " Days of Future Past." Kyle paused the video during a scene where Kitty Pryde was on screen and he asked Stan "You know Ellen Page is a vegan, right?" Stan said, apathetically, "Yes, why does that matter?" Kyle stated "I read on The Denver Post that she totaled a car to not hit a cow." Stan said "Why do we care?"
After repeating the question, Kyle then told Stan "She and her wife were driving near South Park while on the way to Colorado Springs. I-25 was closed due to snow, and they passed by a ranch where a group of aliens were ranching. They totaled the car to avoid hitting a cow" Stan said "Now, I am interested. What did the aliens look like?" Kyle said, "they were tall, white and had two big eyes." Stan shouted, these are the same aliens that stuck a probe up Cartman's butt.
Meanwhile, at the ranch, the aliens had just gone to a local Burger King that had the meat of the cows they had slaughtered. The Alien Captain said "We have conquered the most intelligent species with ease. We have outsmarted them and lured them to their death." The Alien Lieutenant gaped "What do we do to celebrate, and where should we celebrate?"
The Alien Captain shouted "We will dine in hell by showing our dominance. This means we will eat their friends in front of them." The Alien Lieutenant said "I think we should give them a little respect and eat them somewhere else, especially given they are the smartest creatures on this planet and we can speak their language".
The Alien Captain decided to ignore the request and started eating the burger. The Alien Lieutenant meanwhile decided to talk to a cow and said "It is going to be okay. I do not mean to hurt you, and I want to be your friend." The cow said "nice to meet you, I have long known your kind and your unique bond with us, I ..." The alien captain noticed what the Alien Lieutenant was doing and reached for his stolen phaser and decided to fire it twice, first at the cow and then at the Alien Lieutenant. It was set to kill and said "we do not befriend conquered lifeforms even if we can talk to them."
To be continued