Okay, I got a sixty percent on a test today and I'm not bein' smart. Time to be smart. CALIBORN HAS APPROVED OF THIS, AND I SHALL CONTINUE TO GIVE THE WEIRD SKULL KID WHATEVER HE SO WISHES. I like the taste Caliborn has with his shipping, yo. (Thanks for the review and favorite tho, Davekat 4lyfe!) This might be short because it is eleven o'clock and what else do I right for Dave trying to cuddle with Karkitty? ;3

Day Two - Cuddling Somewhere

Something Karkat didn't tell you about him before he moved in was that he never felt comfortable just sleeping on his own. He and Gamzee used to always cuddle "in the most platonic of ways, you sick motherfucker." and for the past week he had only gotten two hours of sleep every night. You found it odd, yet very tempting for you. Crush plus snuggles equals you finally being able to die happy.

Karkat sat in front of the TV at one am when you came back from the liquor store. "Karkles, shouldn't you be in bed right now?" You inquired whilst pouring yourself a very well-deserved glass of wine. "Well, yes, but I can't sleep. I thought I already told you this, idiot." he replied with a slight shiver since it was cold in your living room. The heating didn't work for some reason and it was winter, for Pete's sake! "But I guess since you're the amazing Dave Stride-fuck, you couldn't care less." His eyes flickered from your face and back to the TV where Dirty Dancing was turned on. "Do you need somethin' to drink?" You suggest, to which he shakes his head. "How about... hot chocolate, then?" Karkat's reaction was instantaneous and he quickly nodded his head up and down.

You could stand Dirty Dancing, but it didn't mean you liked it. At least he didn't have his Notebook bullshit up on replay. This could make a splendid time to seize the moment. Cuddle times for the Strides. Okay, you must admit, that sounded terrible.

You sat next to him and gave him his boiling chocolate. You could swear he was about to turn around and yell, but instead he just shrugged it off. Oh, you were so going in for the kill... Well, whenever this movie got to a romantic scene or whatnot.

You were about to start an awesome cuddle-time feelings jam session when he wriggled away and got up. "M'kay, I think I'll be going to bed now. 'Night fuck face." He went straight to his room and you cursed under your breath. "God dammit." How were you going to be able to curl up with that adorable, short, ball of angry fluff?

"DAVE! I'm back from- Whoa, what the FUCK?"

You were sitting on the couch, a blanket wrapped around yourself and two cups of hot chocolate in front of you. It was somewhere around midnight and Karkat had gone out because Gamzee found some things of his in his extra boxes in a closet. While he was gone, you decided to pull out Titanic, bring out a blanket and make a nice, warm drink to surprise your 'friend'. Quotations around friend because ya' really wanna be able to bang him and have sloppy makeouts because he'd be your boyfriend/fucking adorable romantic partner and shit.

You patted the seat next to you. "Come on, don't be shy." You took off your shades. He should know that you mean real fucking business now because he is one of the few people to know your eye color. He sat down and you threw part on the blanket around him. He rolled his eyes and took a sip of his drink. "Care to explain what the fuck this is?" He asked. "Welp, what can I say? I felt kinda guilty since you couldn't sleep. You told me that you liked to watch movies and cuddle so you could fall asleep, and then I created this. You gonna ask more questions or can we watch Titanic?"

You wrapped an arm around him and he awkwardly nuzzled towards you. You hoped that it wasn't too weird, and looked down at Karkat's face. He was smiling, alright, enjoying looking at that fucking boat in the opening scene. Now this...

This was a fucking success.

Again, I'm sorry for sucking.I hope this made you smile and giggle because... I dun know, I just enjoy making people smile.
I watched Titanic before making this, so... yeah, haha. I still don't know how she got into Titanic heaven without being one of the people who actually died on the Titanic.