Chapter Two: Adjusting

To say Ron was terrified would have been a massive understatement. The poor girl had been a rocking dude a few seconds ago and now was a chick thanks to Drakken. "What are we gonna do, KP?!"

Kim smiled reassuringly at her friend. "Look at the positives, Ron." She told the trembling girl.

"What positives, KP?! No offense, but I wasn't born a chick like you, so there is very little positive about this sitch! It's just so wrong/sick!"

Kim put a soothing hand on Ron's shoulder. "You get a unique perspective that most guys only wish they could have. You get the inside scoop on the ladies, Ron."

Ron suddenly shivered and Kim could guess what was going through Ron's head before she voiced it. "Will I start liking guys?" The girl asked as her already fair skin lost even more color.

Shego started laughing. Kim and Ron both glared at her. "What? Saying you suddenly like boys because of a biological change is like saying you suddenly like evil because you were exposed to it. At its base, the conjecture makes no sense. Who you date is strictly a choice, Stoppable. You influence your brain, not the other way round."

Kim looked at Shego in surprise. "You're being nice to Ron? Did you hit your head or something?" Kim asked.

Shego smirked. "Bag and tag Dr. D for the Cyclops. I'll explain on our way to your house, so she can pick up some of your clothes that will serve as a temporary wardrobe until you two go shopping."

Kim nodded. "Come on, Ronnie." Kim said as she looked at the girl.

Ron made a face. "That sounds too much like a name you would give a pet." She said with a sigh. "I like Rhonda. It fits, and Ron still works as a nickname."

Kim smiled at her friend and nodded, "Shego would you mind picking up the trash?" Kim said as she cocked her head towards Drakken.

Shego nodded. "I have to talk to the Cyclops anyway." Kim raised an eyebrow at that. "I said I'll explain later." Shego told Kim with a hard stare. Kim reluctantly nodded and escorted the newly dubbed "Rhonda" back to the Possible household.

By this time, Kim could guess that Rhonda had to use the restroom because she was squirming all over the back seat. As Ron made a dash for the restroom, Kim shivered. She knew what would come when Ron tried to use the facilities. The ear-splitting scream that roared from Ron made Kim gulp.

"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ME?!"

That particular question made Kim's eyes widen. In her friendship with Ron, he never swore once. Kim quickly but calmly walked over to the couch and waited for Ron.

When Ron came out, the girl was pale and shivering.

"Drakken did it. He broke me, KP."

Out of reflex, Kim slapped her. "Drakken only beats you if you let him." Kim said after the majority of the fury brought on by Ron's defeated tone left her. "Look at it this way. It's a learning experience, Ron." Kim said gently. "You get firsthand experience into the female psyche."

Ron grinned. "So I get to find out why you're bitchy all the time?"

Kim glared at the blonde. "I am not bitchy. Bonnie is, but I'm not." Kim said definitely.

Ron raised an eyebrow. "Pent up desire can make anyone bitchy. That's why guys beat off so much."

Kim gave Ron a look. "That's TMI to the nth degree, Ron!"

Ron giggled. "You didn't say 'no' though. Bonnie has a fuck buddy in Brick, and you take out your sexual frustrations on Shego when you two fight." Ron put a hand on the teen's shoulder as Ron's face turned serious. "Drakken and I would stop our bickering to watch you fight and place wagers on weather or not the particular fight of the week would be the fight where clothes came off."

For a moment, Kim looked as if she wanted to beat Ron senseless. Then, it donned on the teen hero. Kim and Shego primarily used grappling and holding techniques while Kim fought intending to wound her other foes. Why did I hold back with only Shego?

Ron looked up and nodded to a shadow in the hallway. "I know you're there, Shego." The Yamanouchi Student said calmly.

Shego walked out with a stunned look on her face. "Jeez, Stoppable, Yori is doing wonders for you."

Ron grinned. Then, the teen's face fell as she thought of how Yori could react to the changes.

Kim noticed the change in her friend almost immediately. "If Yori loves you, she won't care whether you are Ronald or Rhonda." Kim told her.

Shego grinned. "I think she's checked out Kim a time or two, Stoppable."

Kim blushed red at that.

"A-alright," Kim steeled herself desperate to change the subject and looked at Shego as the embarrassment left the redhead's face. "You said you'd give answers after we got home." Kim said as she looked at Shego. "What's going on?"

Shego smirked at Kim because she loved seeing the redhead confused, unzipped the almost invisible zipper down her chest, and stepped out of her catsuit to show a green GJ uniform with black trim underneath.

Kim raised an eyebrow but didn't show any sign other than that of surprise at this development.

"The Cyclops arranged everything, Kimmie. From me leaving Team Go to my extensive rap sheet that in reality is only a digital trail." Shego's grin only widened. "I briefly did consider villainy, but Betty offered me a better job. Sign on with different villains, earn their trust, bag, and tag." Shego groaned. "It was a sweet gig until your cute ass showed up on the scene and complicated the sitch." Shego mentally cursed, Fuck! I've spent too much time around the redhead! "I wanted to bail, but I was in too deep and had to wait until Drakken slipped." Shego sighed. "Before you ask, Pumpkin, my name is legally Shego."

Kim only nodded. This brought an eyebrow up from the deep cover agent. "It explains quite a bit." Kim said simply.

Then, Kim turned to Ron. "Time to shop til we drop, girlfriend."

Ron couldn't help a blush and had to fight a grin at the twitch of jealousy on Shego's face at the word "girlfriend".

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