Disclaimer: I don't own PJO. I don't own the pick up lines either.
Nobody's pov
Leo winked and announced proudly, "Jason and annabeth, please step over here!". Jason shrugged. Annabeth grinned. Leo placed his hands in the middle of them. "Ready, set, go!"
"You are shockingly beautiful"
"Recent studies show that we should date"
"Are you a camera? Cause I smile every time I see you"
"Something must be wrong with my phone, I don't have your number"
"I'm confused, are you aphrodite in disguise?"
"Do you know what I'm made of?, Girlfriend material"
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"Are you a child of hades?, cause you are drop-dead gorgeous"
"Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, and a sentencewithoutspaces" (My personal favorite)
"You can't spell calculus without us"
"Life without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless"
"boy, you make me melt"
"if you were a goddess you would be aphrodite"
"My mind says, 'no', but my heart can't resist you"
"You must be Jamaican, cause Jamaican me crazy"
"You're so handsome, I forgot my pick up line"
Leo stopped them there. "ladies and gentlemen, please vote for your favorite". The other demigods nodded and started scribbling down who they were voting for.
Annabeth glared at Jason. Jason avoided her eyes and desperately searched for a distraction, finding none. piper was too busy chatting it up with hazel to notice her boyfriend in desperate need of saving.
Once they had finished, Leo started plucking all of the papers out of their hands. "hmmm, let's see, oh curious. Jason, Jason, Jason, Annabeth, Annabeth,, Annabeth, Annabeth, Annabeth"
Jason groaned and sulked over to his seat. Leo grinned like a maniac. "And the percabeth couple strikes again, man am I jealous of percabeth". The so called 'percabeth' couple glared at Leo.
Leo winked and clapped his hands. "So who wants to go next?". Frank and calypso raised their hands. Leo's smile faltered for a second before returning full force. "All right, please step over here"
