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"Bill...bill...bill...BILL!" Pain fumed, clearing his desk in a swift motion.

His blue haired companion entered the room," I know what you need." she said calmly.

" I need a vacation or a day off but with the bills piling up and I don't want to discuss finances with Kakazu right now." folding his arms under his chin.

"It's a beautiful day, why don't we go to the beach?" Konan suggested.

"The beach huh? I like the idea. Tell the others we're going to the beach."

Exiting the room," Good you're all here. " said Pain," I decided we are going to the beach."

"Why not Splash Town instead?" Itachi suggested.

"We don't have the finances right now." Pain replied." What?" Kakazu shrilled.

Pain groaned," Shut up, this is free and the bills are piling up and they will get paid. Everyone be ready in five."

"It's crowded un."

"I can see that Deidara," addressed Pain," let's find a spot."

"Look at all these people." Zetsu drooled." I'm getting hungry just looking at them."

"Tobi, make sure Zetsu doesn't eat anyone." Konan requested.

"Sorry Zetsu san."

After walking around searching for a spot...Pain was getting frustrated.

"Mommy, look at the green man." said a little girl.

"Honey, don't st- oh my god!"

"Leader, there's a spot." said Zetsu, pointing to a small area near a trash can." Let's keep looking." said Pain.

Women were battling their eyelashes at Itachi, Sasori and Deidara."Would you like to join us?" motioning them over.

"Tobi would love to join you ladies!"

"Well, come on and bring your friends." coaxed one female.

"We have to stick together." Pain ordered," they might lure us in a trap."

"Alright, sorry ladies un."

"Awww..."

Kisame spoke up," I see a spot."

Pain smiled, scanning the empty beach," Good job Kisame."

"Great now we can-" Pain suddenly had a nose bleed, Hidan smirked," A nude beach right next door...my kind of place."

"We're leaving!" Pain commanded.

"Damn it."Hidan grumbled.

"I'm not letting them seeing Konan in the flesh! "

"Why don't you explain the nose bleed leader sama?"

"I'm the leader, I don't have to!"