"soo….. u…. ar kim?!" jack began to cri like a big and fat and fat baby. he wantd ralph. and his mommy. "MOMMYYYY!" he cried..,,, roger/arinana gradne came frm the forest. "What."
'mommy im scard i wantef ralph and now its hes jim akardashin and this wont make the fangitrls happy and thsi wont wmake ANTONE happyy and idk i just cant deal w this take me to rock castle!'
"ok" rogergradnde pikd sad boy jack u p and ran offf 2 castel rok w him.
ledving kim kardashins to think about all ov her life chosies….
kim was sitting by the watur eand having existental crysis when simon came along! yay! simon i love simon . anyways simon sat next 2 kim and gave comfurt in the form ov nothing. literlly he did nothing.
"u know what imon! you are riht! just bc im ashmamed of bein ralph does NOT MEAN i should hide my real life face behind aa kardaishin!i habve to go tal kto jack right now!"
he stormd off like a stormy storm. whiping off his kim mask and body suiit as h e ran. "JACK! JACK!" he screemd aws he ran. and ran.
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but alas. jak was nowhere to be fioudn. in fact, he was actually realy parytying his sadnis away w roger granday and theg ang. they had cookies and cake and unicorn bread and punc h bowls and brownines and cupcaks, and also som meat bc they lik meat a lot . jack was not rcrying anymor bc roger grande kept pattin hinm on thte head and saying "its ok" and they partyd nad they had fun without "KIM". maureec was chguggin a giant cartin of eggnogg when ralpfh crashinged in to the party. siimon behind him.
A"JACK MERIDOEW!I NEED TO TALK TO WYOU !"