Authors note: YAY!! I have fans!! WHEEEEEEEEEE!! lolz This is my second chapter for my story!! I wanna put up a new idea too but I will still update this story cuz I know how it is to like a story so much and some stops writing it... :( ya... so ya. XD I wanna thank my only 2 fans at the moment :
female-otaku and jcogginsa YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! applause lolz I am not known n e more as Ani or Sarafina I am now Known as Twilight and Haiki... choose which ever you please.. YAY!! Peace out!
Ps: I'm eating a bologna and cheese sandwich.
Pss: It tastes nice.
Psss: I like apples.
Chapter Two: Nobody's Perfect, Sasuke's Confession
Unfortunately, we all grew old and bitter waiting for reviews... and everyone started to get sick and tired of eating my infamous chocolate cookies and milk, so they all converted to canibalism (sp?)... yeah... I'm mean... I know... but I prevented all of that... by putting them all to sleep in a very delecate and special way... evil laugh so they're all alive and they are nourished too lolz... lol well... I guess I should wake them all up now cuz we finally got a letter... lolz
-Haiki wakes ppl up with a special formulated gas she got from Kabuto-
Haiki: Don't worry it is not harmful...or is it?
Everyone magically wakes up.
People are saying random words and expressions - some that shouldn't be put into words on your computer screen...
Haiki: Hello everyone... You have been for couple of months and days that unfortuanatley I was too lazy to count, and you now have a couple, meaning 2, letters YAY!! LET IT ALL BEGIN!!
Kakashi: ...
Naruto: Wait what is that supposed to mean??
Inuyasha: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Kagome: Let us out at once!
Sasuke: What the hell??
Shippo: YOU'RE WORSE THAN NARAKU!!
Kag/Inu: Shippo? Where did you come from?
Shippo: No clue.
Inuyasha: Oh ok. LET US OUT!!
Ron: Oh bloody hell...
Harry: What? (no very exciting... i know...)
Hermione: -rambles so fast no one has a clue what is said...wow...-
Draco: MY FATHER'S GONNA HEAR ABOUT THIS!! :(
Crabbe: I gotta use the bathroom...
Goyle: Me too...
Luffy: I WANT OUT!!
Shanks: If we just have to answer questions... it shouldn't be that bad...
Benn: No it shouldn't... it seems these people get angry easily...
Shanks: Yes...
Unfortunately all of these expressions were said at the same time... so I haven't any idea what was said...
Haiki: SHUT UP!!
Everyone:...
Haiki: Now... next to Kakashi, the mail is going down...
Emem: -puts mail down box tunnel thingy and locks back up-
The mail reaches the box and Kakashi gets the envelope.
Haiki: Kakashi gets to do the honors!!
Kakashi: I feel special... -sarcasm-
Haiki: Hee hee I do that to people!
Kakashi: -pulls out letter and reads-
WHAT THE ?! 0.0...um...I do have 2 say that...I like it. I like insanity from time 2 time...but posibably this story has 2 much insanity 0.0...not like that is a problem since I'm and have been called an insane person but still...I'll b waiting 4 then next chap then.
Kakashi continued: Wait... you make this a story?
Haiki: Totally!! How else can you make a good story, I mean, you gotta have research and stuff. You read the "makeout" series and obviously you think it's good... and Jiraiya does research... right?
Kakashi: Ha ha your right...
Haiki: Smart man... Shanks gets to read the next!! -
Shanks: ...sure...
Naruto: Is this in a particualar order?
Haiki: No but if you wanna be next then ok.
Naruto: Wait. WHAT?!
Haiki: Hee hee. Ok read letters Shanks!
Shanks: -takes envelope from Kakashi and pulls out and reads-
first off croco-douchebag is not dead luffy-why don't you kill your opponents naruto-are you fireproof harry-saw it coming inuyasha-what is your last name sasuke-are you gay.i mean you brush off every girl you ever meet,and you ran off to micheal jackson with ninja skills(oro-teme)who gave you a demonic hickey(curse mark)
Haiki: Wow!! What a way with words!!
Sasuke: -vain- Hickey?! :(
Everyone Except Slytherin, Kakashi, and Sakura: -confused-
Dra/Cra/Goy: -smirks-
Kaka/Sak: ...
Haiki: -falls off chair rolling on floor hypervenilateing and suffocating from laughter and choking then automatically stops and sits in chair realizing it wasn't THAT funny but it was funny(i gotta make and abbreviation for that...lolz)-
Everyone: -looks at the direction of the speaker having a 'wtf?' face-
Haiki: Oh come on -clears throat- Nobody's perfect! I gotta work it! Again and again till I get it right!
Sasuke: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! IT BURNS!! -goes over to a corner holding his knees-
Kaka/Nar/Sak: e.O Wow...
Haiki: -laughs uncontrolably and evilly (sp?)- Alright to the questions! Luffy! You first!
Luffy: So that their dreams don't get ruined...
Inuyasha: Wow... -thinks back-
Kagome: -gasp- that's so sweet!
Shippo: Wow That's something nice! Unlike Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Shut up! -hits shippo on head-
Kagome: Inuyasha! SIT!!
Everyone: -amazed-
Sakura: -Walks over to Kagome- Where'd you get that?? I need one for Naruto!
Naruto: Hey!
Kagome: ...
Haiki: -sniff- That is the most beautiful thing I've heard today...
Luffy: Thanks!
Haiki: Hee hee. Naruto Your turn!
Naruto: What kind of question is that?! Well... I have got in a couple of situation dealing with a ton of fire... -glances at sasuke- I dunno... maybe..
Haiki: Let's find out!
Naruto: Huh?
Haiki: Someone hold him down and light him on fire! I'll send a lighter down the mailbox!
Sasuke: -grabs Naruto- No need I'll tie him up and do my fireball jutsu!
Haiki: OK!
Sasuke does exactly what he says.
Naruto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!
Sasuke finishes.
Naruto: - a little burnt- Hey! I AM fireproof!!
Every girl in the place: -screams like bloody murder- MY EYES!!
Men: -random male expressions... I don't know how they would respond to this because I am female-
Sasuke: (emotionally scared for the rest of his emo life)
Haiki: -laughing histerically-
Naruto: UNTIE ME!! I HAVE TO COVER MYSELF!!
Incase you were wondering, Naruto's clothes were burned to dust during the event that just happened... how sad...
Haiki: -still laughing- Ok ha next question ha ha. Ow! My tummy hurts...
Everyone: -still shocked-
Haiki: HARRY!! GO!!
Harry: Oh. Sorry. What was it again?
Shanks hands Harry the letter.
Harry: Wait. What? Saw what coming? I don't get it...
Haiki and everyone else:...
Haiki: ...o...kay... NEXT!! INUYASHA GO!!
Inuyasha: I don't have one.
Haiki: Yeah lolz. In Japan's feudal era, only the really rich people had last names... we learn something everyday... XD
Everyone: ...
Haiki: NOW!! THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Sasuke: -still huddeled in his emo corner-
Haiki: DAMN IT!! SASUKE!! I'll set you free if you answer the question...
Sasuke: -perks up- I like the sound of that!
Haiki: Yep! Now answer!
Sasuke: NEVER!!
Haiki: Why? 'cause you are?
Sasuke: No! -crosses arms and looks away- 'hn'
Haiki: ANSWER!! or you no get out!!
Sasuke: no!
Everyone: JUST ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!!
Sasuke: Or what?
Haiki: Bad things are gonna happen boy... baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad things...
Sakura: If ya wanna live to see the next hour and restore your clan you better do what she says...
Kakashi: What do you mean?
Sakura: Exactly what she says... bad things... (if ya wanna know what she means then look for 'the fic previously known as ask sakura' by angel lucifel)
Everyone: e.O
Kakashi: What haven't you told anyone about this?
Sakura: I was scared too... Who knows what would have happened...
Kakashi:...
Haiki: NO MORE CHAT!! SASUKE!!
Sasuke: Whatever! If it's for my freedom then fine! ... I can't really be called gay... cuz i wanna restore my clan... and i can't exactly do that with a man...
Everyone: -scared to death- (especially the straight men)
Haiki: I KNEW IT!! Did you enjoy the hickey Orochimaru-chan gave you?
Orochimaru: I am you lord call me Orochimaru-sama.
Haiki: Whatever.
Orochimaru: You're lucky you're cute. -licks lips-
Haiki: ...o...kay...
Nar/Kaka/Sak/Sas: Eew... WAIT?! OROCHIMARU'S UP THERE?!
Haiki: Yeah I said that like last chapter...
Nar/Kaka/Sak/Sas: Oh...
Kakashi: Yeah she did...
Everyone else: -totally confused-
Haiki: Well? Did you?
Sasuke: No not really... It was painful.
Haiki: Did you like it when he licked you?
Sasuke: No...
Haiki: Liar!
Hermione: Ok! That's enough! I'm gonna be sick.
Ron: -throwing up in a bucket-
Hermione: -looks like I'm not the only one...
Haiki: YAOI!!
Nar/Sak: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Kakashi: -Too busy with is nose in his book-
Sasuke: ...
Haiki: Sasuke... you didn't deny it... OOH! Someone likey likey! And diddy diddy? -looks at Orochimaru-
Orochimaru: Ask Sasuke.
Sasuke: Whatever! Just let me out now so I can kill you.
Naruto: O.O Are there anymore buckets?
Sakura: I used to like... him?
Kakashi: -still readng his book- No. I didn;t hear any of it so go back to your business.
Haiki: -laughs-
Everyone else: -still confused
Sasuke: Let me out!
Haiki: No.
Sasuke: Yes! You said that you would let me out if I answered the question!
Haiki: Yeah... I said that... And besides! Practically living with Orochimaru hasn't taught you any lessons on trust? -giggles- living with him... hee hee
Draco: Ok will you all shut up I don't understand what any of you are saying.
Haiki: -says darkly- I'll make you shut up... for good... if you don't can it...
Draco: -weeps-
Haiki: Wow... I'm becoming more and more evil by the moment!! -evil laugh- ... that sounded... mysterious...
Sakura: Well anyway... I guess we should fill each other in so we understand each other's lives...
Kagome: Not a bad idea...
Haiki: Everyone in the room took turns explaining their stories and worlds and understanding each other so they could understand each other's questions!! YAY!! and while they're doing that I am closing this out and Read review and stuff for new chaps BYEZ!! 3 Say bye everyone!!
Everyone: -confused-
Luffy: Bye bye!
Shanks: See ya.
Benn: Bye.
Harry: Bye.
Draco: Whatever.
Cra/Goy: I still have to use the bathroom...
Ron: See ya.
Hermione: Bye!
Naruto: Bye!! D
Sakura: Until Next time!
Kakashi: Later.
Sasuke: 'hn'. -goes back in his corner-
Inuyasha: -fell asleep hours ago because he was bored- (sounds like Shikamaru)
Kagome: Sayoonara!
Shippo: Bye!
Haiki: Aiight! Bye! Oh wait! Now we'll have a questionaire too!
Everyone: Huh?
Haiki: Ok! What do you want to happen next?? Say words after I say the options!
Naruto: What?
Haiki: Hey! No words! ... why are you wearing Inuyasha's jacket around you're waist?
Kagome: I gave it to him go he wasn't naked...
Haiki: Hee hee! I'm gonna send a camera down... I'll grant you one wish f you record his responce and keep it safe till you're set free...
Kagome: You have power like that??
Haiki: I have power like you won't believe... I mean... how do you think I keep you guys locked up like that??
Kag/Sak/Her: True true...
Haiki: So... It's time for Haiki's questionaires!! YAY!! what do you want to happen next?!
a) Sasuke gets set free.
b) Kakashi get's set free for good behaviour.
c) Shippo get's set free for being good... well... he really didn't speak...
d) Other.
If you choose other, send me what you want to happen. If I find an idea I really like, I will 1, give you credit and make sure you're known, and 2, send you one of my infamous chocolate cookies virtually! YAY!! If i don't find an idea I really like then I'll stick with what ever was voted most. ok! ttyl!!
Everyone: YAY!!
Luffy: Send food.