Why Itachi REALLY Killed His Clan: A Collection

by Fighter McKnight

Assorted jokes about Itachi, with randomness at the end. If you don't get the Chrono Crossjoke, it's okay. Not many people play that game. Unlike me, I play it every day XD R&R'a sauce. Submit your ideas today!

2. Love blossoms

Why Itachi REALLY REALLY killed his clan """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Itachi was running around like an idiot, when he accidentally ran into his best friend, and they

ACCIDENTALLY kissed passionately. Then, because he was gay, his parents rejected him, and in his rage, he

slaughtered everyone.

"Oi, bugger! Why dontcha' bug off, ya' wank?!?" Kid screamed.

"I just don't get it Poshul, how does a girl raised by wolves talk like a brit?... Poshul???"

Then, Serge began to cry- Lynx ate Poshul.

-Chrono Cross Joke, not Naruto.