(So last episode was a bit too crazy? This time we're going to be having a chapter inspired by the Spongebob episode 'Culture Shock'. Yeah, this'll play out nicely.
The Reviews:
SHSL Hope G Komaeda/Nan The Keyblade Master: And this is why I'm having this chapter instead of something like say, Smash Brothers.)
It twas' another day in Raikuukon, the next day after Saionji has her candy stolen. Flash was playing games in the living room, and he was quite in the zone.
Alicia was busy cooking food. She was bored so this was her only option. Flash then eventually paused his game after seeing something drive by.
"See anything weird, bae?" Alicia called.
"I just saw some semi-truck drive by. Probably that big shot talent guy I've been hearing about." Flash answered.
"Huh?" She questioned. "Big shot talent guy?"
"Guy by the name of Sam Clay. He's a talent agent, but rumor has it his last star left the entertainment business for...undisclosed reasons." Flash explained. "I wonder what he's doing in town…"
"Uh huh." The mastermind replied, coming out of the kitchen with a plate of fried chicken. Soon Alicia would get a call from Michiah.
She picked up. "Yes, Michiah?"
"Hey, would it be a good idea to ask Lucas if I can team up with him for this talent show that's happening in a few days?" The mechanic asked over the phone.
"...I see why not." She replied.
"You haven't heard? These posters, they're all over town." Michiah reported.
"Nope."
"The posters are for this guy's search for his next big star! I think you should try out. K, bye!" And before Alicia could ask any further questions, Michiah hung up.
Alicia put her phone up. "Bae!"
"Say no more, Alicia." Flash responded. "What we need to do?"
"I'm thinking we sing a duet or put on a scene. One of the two or a dance." She replied.
"You know, I'm starting to think you wanna be famous...moreso than you already are." Flash chuckled.
Alicia grinned. "Oh really?" Flash just shrugged at that, done with his game.
"Alright, let's get ready for this thing."
It was at this time Michiah had caught up to Lucas. "Detective Diamond!" She called in a happy voice. He turned around and raised an eyebrow, seeing that the mechanic was holding a poster in her hand.
"Hey Michiah. What's that you got there?" Lucas inquired.
"It's a poster for the upcoming talent show, and I want you to be my partner!" Michiah proclaimed.
"Woah, Michiah...slow down there." Lucas told her. "Shouldn't I ask my boss if that's okay to take the night off for that?"
Monica was just walking down the street, looking at her phone. "I swear Andre and his brother are way dumber than Monokuma..." She then noticed the mechanic and detective's exchange. "Hey, you two!" She looked up.
"Oh? That you Monica?" Michiah adjusted her goggles.
"The one and only." She grinned. "How are you?"
"Uh, doing fine, thanks for asking." Lucas remembered today was the day Monica was to be released from prison. Seems they already let her out.
"Apparently, I heard that my ex and his brother got in trouble." Monica pulled up the article on her phone. "Y'all heard about it yet?"
"No, but I have now." Lucas deadpanned.
Monica nodded. "Thank god Mastermind and Flash handled it..." She then looked at the poster in the mechanic's hand. "What's that?"
"Oh this? It's just for the upcoming talent show." Michiah answered.
"Talent show?" She blinked. Michiah showed her the poster.
"Ah...I see." Monica grinned. "I think Mastermind texted me about that a few seconds ago." She then sweatdropped, getting another text. The two let her read the text.
"Alicia's insane..." Monica said.
"Is Alicia signing up as well?" Michiah guessed.
"If she's signing up, you know she and Flash teaming up." She deadpanned.
"Then that'd mean you'd need a partner…" Michiah then instinctively reached for Lucas's hand. "But Lucas is my partner so don't think about it."
"You know he didn't say yes, right?"
"Um...actually, I wouldn't mind being Michiah's partner." Lucas suddenly said.
"Well then-" Cue Monica turning around to see Andre and Logan tackling her to the ground. "WHAT THE HELL YOU WRONG WITH YOU TWO?!" She exclaimed.
"Monica...please contact Alicia." Andre pleaded.
The monochrome female pushed the two knuckleheads off of her. "For what reason?"
"Um... I think you heard some screaming-"
Monica laughed. "I did! Andre, you wimp."
"It wasn't my fault Alicia is crazy!" The archer replied.
Logan sweatdropped. Monica shook her head.
"Andre, Logan. Alicia is the one person who you don't want to make mad. Trust me, I've made her mad." She said.
The boys exchanged looks. "We don't believe you." They said.
"If you would have seen Alicia in combat..." Monica whistles. "You would have been putting your money on her."
"Got any proof?" Logan questioned.
"Technically, Alicia can be a motherly figure at times. But she can go from a motherly figure to a insane girlfriend real quick. And Flash clearly loves her personality for her being a motherly figure and a badass."
Andre sweatdropped. "You're kidding."
Michiah and Lucas had already left this argument, the detective having now one hundred percent agreeing to what Michiah wanted him to do.
"Yep. Now you two are coming with me..." She grinned madly, grabbing the boys' wrists and takes them back to her house.
Meanwhile, back with Flash and Alicia…
"Okay, so what're we gonna do?" Flash wondered.
"We could either do a dance, a scene, or a duet. I'm leaning towards a scene." Alicia replied.
"I was kinda looking for...well…" He typed something down on his laptop and started playing Starship's 'We Built This City'.
She blinked.
"What?" Flash blinked in response.
"You know I don't know this song."
"I had a feeling you don't listen to my music." Flash frowned.
"I listen to some of your music." Alicia replied.
"You do now, don't you?" Flash raised an eyebrow.
She nodded. "Yeah. How come you don't listen to my music?"
"That's a good question." Flash responded.
"You gonna answer it?"
"...Eventually."
"Really, boy?" She chuckled.
"Take that as a no if you want. Or you can be waiting on an answer." Flash stated. "But let's save this argument for later."
"Yeah, we shall argue later." She winked.
Later…
After a week, the big night was upon Raikuukon. At the local high school's auditorium, a man in his early thirties with black hair and slightly tan skin wearing a blue dress shirt with black tie, brown slacks and same colored dress shoes was addressing a cameraman.
"Yes, we are here in the city of Raikuukon searching for my newest star! In this...sorta big city, will we find someone who will be the next big celebrity? Sam Clay here to figure that out!" The man said. Naturally, Flash and Alicia were also there, but not anywhere near Sam.
"I'm hoping I didn't make a mistake going with your idea, bae." Flash deadpanned.
"Oh don't worry, I'm making sure this goes well. Bae bae." Alicia winked.
Back in the auditorium, Sam addressed the camera again. "Our first act of the evening everyone, goes by the name of Monica with her two assistants!" He clapped and walked out of the way, letting Monica and her two 'assistants' take the stage.
Logan and Andre exchanged looks before getting in place.
Monica, however, was sitting at a small cafe table with a book, and her coffee. "Today is just another day." She smiled, drinking her Frappuccino.
Then Andre and Logan were just walking and walking until they noticed Monica. The duo stepped backwards, checking out the monochrome female in front of them.
"Bet you $20 that you can't get her number." Andre grinned.
Logan chuckled. "Same to you."
They then nodded, smoothly making their way to Monica.
"May I help?" Monica asked, looking at them.
"Lemme get your number, sweet cheeks!" They said in unison.
Cue Monica slapping the boys. "How dare you call a woman like me 'sweet cheeks'?!" She then picked up her coffee and book, walking past the two. "Why don't you two go say that to a woman of the night who lives on the street?" She then walked off, the Minobe Bros following behind. Sam blinked, then laughed.
"Okay, that was pretty good." He admitted. "Next up, we got Colette Monarch here, and she is going to try and knock a punching bag off its chains in 60 seconds. Can she do it?" Colette, with her gloved hands, came out and faced a black leather punching bag and took a deep breath. "Nervous?" Sam asked her.
"My dad thinks I can do it. So no, not really." Colette responded.
"And time begins...now!" And with that, a rhythmic flurry of punches went straight for the heavy bag, Monarch not slowing up and speeding up with each hit. After 58 seconds, she sent the bag slamming straight into a wall with a powerful haymaker. And she was kinda sweaty and tired.
"Done!" She panted, then took a couple minutes off camera to catch her breath.
"Alright. That was kinda powerful. Remind me not to make her upset. Next act we got is Sochi and New York, a mother and daughter duo doing...something. This should be fun!" Sam stepped to the side to let Sochi and New York do their thing.
The duo stepped up on stage, New York sitting down and looking through her daughter's phone. Until she saw her conversation with a boy. "Dominika!" She exclaimed.
Sochi walked over to her mother, sitting next to her. "Yes?"
"Can you explain to me why have you been staying out so late at night? Is it because of this boy you have a crush on?"
The Russian then took the phone from her mother and putting it in her pocket. "Why should I tell you?"
"Because I'm your mother!" New York responded.
Sochi stood up, huffing. "Uh huh. Well, I'm gonna go to the movies with bae. Bye!" She smiled, running off stage.
"Dominika. What am I gonna do with you?" The New Yorker replied, following her daughter.
"Ah, family issues." Sam chuckled, shaking his head. "Alright, next up we got Michiah Phillips and Detective Lucas Diamond doing a…" Sam looked at his hand. "Am I reading this right? They're doing some sort of song and dance?"
"Apparently." The cameraman said.
"Whatever. Michiah Phillips and Lucas Diamond everyone!" Sam stepped aside to let Michiah drag Lucas by the hand on stage as music began playing in the background.
(Soundtrack: Freak the Freak Out by Victoria Justice)
"Are you listening?
Hear me talk, hear me sing.
Open up the door,
Is it less, is it more?
When you tell me to beware,
Are you here? Are you there?
Is it something I should know?
Easy come, easy go.
Nodding your head,
Don't hear a word I said
I can't communicate, when you wait, don't relate
I try to talk to you
But you never even knew,
So what's it gonna be?
Tell me can you hear me?"
'Remind me why I'm here again...' Lucas thought to himself as Michiah kept up the music.
"I'm so sick of it,
Your attention deficit
Never listen, never listen.
I'm so sick of it,
So I'll throw another fit.
Never listen, never listen.
I scream your name,
It always stays the same.
I scream and shout,
So what I'm gonna do now
Is freak the freak out, hey!" It was then she decided to wrap her arms around Lucas and give him a peck on the cheek, catching the detective off guard.
"Hey now." Sam deadpanned.
"Michiah! Why did you do that?" Lucas was still in a bit of shock.
"Uh...sorry!" She then darted off stage, Lucas following after her.
"Wow...and I thought my last star had problems." Sam frowned. "Anywho, our final act is a pair of reality TV hosts, Flash and Alicia, and they got a bit of an acting scene for us." He stood aside to let them do their thing.
Alicia walked on stage, looking around nervously until she bumped into somebody, knocking her glasses off her face. "I-I'm sorry..."
"Oh, it's alright." Flash was the person she bumped into, picking up her glasses.
She blushed. "T-Thank you... um..." She started stuttering.
"Casey. But please, call me Flash." He responded.
She nodded, looking at him. "Thank you, Flash..." She blushed a bit more.
"Oh, it's nothing." Flash lightly chuckled in a friendly tone.
"So, um..." Alicia stuttered, putting her glasses back on her face. "Do you mind if I ask you something?"
"Not at all. Ask away." Flash responded.
"I was wondering..." She then grabbed his hands, looking up at him, not blushing. "Would you like to go out with me?"
Flash smiled. "I wouldn't mind doing that. Sure thing."
"Well then...bae. I know this arcade place down the street from here." She chuckled. "They got the old school games as well as the latest games."
"Fair enough. I'm down for that." Flash told her.
She grinned. "Let's go then!" Alicia smiled, holding his hand. And holding her hand in kind, the two went off to this arcade.
"That was beautiful…" Sam commented. "That's all the acts we have for today, so stay tuned to find out what myself and the judges think for who our newest star will be!"
(Flash: And that concludes this episode of the Wacky Adventures! Next time, watch as we do something else hilarious!
Alicia: As a side note, for those of you who ship me and Flash together... your wish has been granted. We look so cute, bae. :3
Flash: Yes...yes we do!
Alicia: *hugs Flash* This boy... I love him so much.
Flash: *hugs Alicia* Stay tuned for more!)
