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'What the hell is he implying, I look like a girl?' Zoro thought to himself while he walked with Ace. He opened his mouth to yell at the older man, but stopped himself. 'Maybe...' He glanced down. He was still wearing what he bought in the clothing store then changed into, so what was different?

"So what's a pretty lady like you doing, going out of her way to see my little brother? And why do you look so familiar?" Ace looked down at the swordsman.

"I er, heard he was powerful, and I uh" Zoro thought of his best excuse, " well I need him to defeat someone for me" He nodded, though feeling very weak even thinking about needing help defeating someone.

"Why go to my brother when all you need is right here?" Ace stepped in front of Zoro "my brother is nothing compared to me, and i know how to treat a lovely woman." Zoro gulped as Ace stepped closer, drawing his mouth closer to Zoro's.

"Oi Ace!" Zoro heard his captain's voice. As Luffy flung himself to his older brother he noticed Ace had company.

"Shit." Ace cursed under his breath as he turned around. "Luffy! How have you been?" He tried to sound happy but Zoro could detect disappointment in his voice.

"Oh! So you finally got yourself a girlfriend Ace! I am so proud of you!" Luffy grinned upon landing in front of them.

"Yep she's totally my girlfriend." Ace answered through clenched teeth wrapping an arm around Zoro's waist.

"Wait Luffy you don't recognize me?" Zoro asked shocked while trying to remove Ace's arm from his waist, his captain was an idiot but surely he could recognize his own nakama, or maybe Luffy had finally gone crazy.

"Now why would a shit head have anything to do with you my lovely." Suddenly Sanji popped out of nowhere. His eye quickly turning into hearts upon seeing Zoro.

"Hmm who is this" and " Ace has a girlfriend" even "yo ho ho Ace, can I see her panties?" were some of the things Zoro heard when the rest of the Straw Hat arrived.

'Damn it, what's going on!' Zoro growled in his mind. 'Maybe it's how i look?' "Can i have a mirror." Zoro asked bluntly.

"Of course my beauty" Sanji sung spinning toward Sunny. Once Zoro saw himself, well herself in the mirror, he (I am just going to call him a he, it's too confusing) dropped the mirror and yes, fainted.

Well then, there's chapter 1 I would like some helpful criticism for you guys, it would really help, tell me if i make anyone a little OCC.