I guess I should have a disclaimer, huh? Chanel, Bolo, etc. are NOT mine. Neither is Enchanted (but that is one of my newest favorite movies, please go see it, it will lift your spirits). And for those who asked 'Where's Gabriel?'...well here he is!

I'm bossy

I'm the bitch y'all love to hate

I'm the chick that raised the stakes

''Bossy'' Kelis (Kelis Was Here - 2006)

Handing her the yellow daisies, she smiled at him and immediately started laughing so hard her eyes watered.

"What's--" He began to ask but she pushed him away. She couldn't speak for at least a few minutes and then she finally caught her breath. She found herself staring at a mirror. There they were.

They were the perfect couple; prince and princess of New York. Sure, not in the sense of her parents but they made a pretty good damn couple. He was Gabriel Bass and she was Audrey Archibald. His dark eyes and hair complimented her wild green eyes and chocolate colored hair. His height was perfect for her average stature.

"Sorry," she apologized quickly. "I mean...thank you for the flowers. I love them! Yeah, I was laughing 'cause of this old Disney movie called Enchanted. In the movie, this princess goes from fairy tale land to New York City and then she ends up singing in the streets. And one of the songs she sings is about a guy bringing his girlfriend a bunch of yellow flowers."

Gabriel hugged her as they went into the living room. Her brother was playing the Wii with his two jerk-off swim team friends, Wes and Dill. The three boys had been friends for a long time and regarded Gabriel as an enemy. (It was stupid, Audrey thought, to judge Gabriel because of his fucked up father.)

"Hey, scatter." Audrey sat down on the very white couch which went nicely with the black-and-white tiles on the floor. She was holding the yellow flowers in one hand and Gabriel's rough one in the other.

Her brother and his friends didn't move. Instead Dill winked at her causing Gabriel to scowl. Audrey squeezed his hand in reassurance. Why would she ever hook up with a loser like Dillion Bush? Ew.

"TEDDY GRAHAM! Can't you take you and your loser friends to a different room?" Her brown hair flew in different directions as she threw a pillow at her brother.

"You stupid Hepburn bitch!" He felt the pillow on his backside as he attempted to get a higher score than Wes in the bowling game. "Can't you and your loser boyfriend go into your bedroom?"

Audrey groaned. Boys (especially Graham) were so difficult. Couldn't they just scatter? Everyone knew that when her mother wasn't home, Audrey ruled the house like a queen.

Her shirt was off and his was unbuttoned. Her lips were swollen from hard kisses. Her head was laying on his chest. It felt like home. Except for the fact that they didn't have sex (just a heated make-out session). And the fact that her room was a pale pink, surrounding them in a world of stuffed bunny rabbits, miniature doll houses and expensive beautiful dolls in their custom-made outfits.

The door knob was being opened.

"TEDDY GRAHAM, GO AWAY!" She mumbled into Gabriel's chest.

The door knob turned and opened to reveal most certainly not her twin brother but...her mother.

"Audrey!"

Her mother was wearing pearls and a black Chanel suit. If Audrey looked hard enough, she would find that her mother's ruby ring (which was always on her finger) was missing.

Audrey rolled over as she grabbed her shirt from the floor. "Mom, you can't reprimand me. You slept with Gabriel's dad, Daddy, even your Yale admissions counselor. You were more of a..."

"Audrey Rose, do NOT finish that sentence!" Her mother shrilled. She turned to walk out the door and then quickly turned back studying her daughter and her daughter's boyfriend. "Hello Gabriel, do you want to stay for dinner?"

Mom walked out the door, leaving it slightly ajar. Gabriel began to button up his shirt.

Audrey leaned back into a light pink pillow as she finished putting on her shirt and groaned.

Do you want to stay for dinner?

Ugh. Could her mother be ANY more embarassing?!