Dancing Fools 9
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Chapter 2: Judges and Juries
Now, I've decided to mix it up this season. Seeing as how we would normally have three judges for this thing, and considering that either side could easily show some bias, I've decided to institute something called…THE FOURTH JUDGE!
The voice echoed throughout the room. All the while, everyone just blinked at the insane author. Ryu asked,
"Uh, how are you going to do that?"
Very simple, Ryu. There will be two judges from Marvel and two judges from Capcom. That way, we'd have a nice balance. I am a believer in universal balance. Don't you?
Iron Man grumbled,
"Which has somehow immune to you."
Oh, come now, Rust Bucket. I like to think of myself as someone who believes in chaos more than order. Besides, would you rather have Deadpool do this thing or me?
Thor nodded,
"Methinks the lunatic has a point."
Captain America shifted a little when he saw Morrigan eyeing him seductively.
Now, let's meet our four judges. If this keeps up, we'll have more judges here than in the Supreme Court.
The chair spun around, revealing the first judge. It was Magneto. He was tied to the chair and shouted,
"NO! NOT AGAIN! I'M TOO YOUNG FOR THIS!"
If you didn't want to do this, you wouldn't have been in the game in the first place. So shut up.
The insane author pulls out a mallet and hits Magneto over the head, knocking him out.
Our second judge for the season is from Capcom.
The second chair spun around and revealed Viewtiful Joe, reading a comic book. He looked up and, tossing the book aside, jumped on the table and did an awesome pose,
"Oh, yeah! Viewtiful Joe is here!"
He then eyed X-23,
"Hey, babe. Wanna get viewtiful later?"
X-23 giggled at that, while Wolverine was one second away from slicing up Viewtiful Joe.
Hey, hey! You can't kill the judges yet. That's for after the show. Our third judge from the evening is…Deadpool!
Deadpool pretended to be shocked,
"Seriously? This is an honor!"
A spotlight shone in his direction and he said,
"I want to thank the academy for such a great honor."
Spider-man held his head,
"We're dead."
The fourth judge chair turned, Wesker was tied to it. He glared darkly,
"You spineless worm. When I get out of this, I will show you what a superior life form can do and-."
Wesker, no one cares what you think.
The insane author slammed Wesker in the head with a mallet, knocking him out. He then turned and, for apparently no reason, hit Viewtiful Joe.
Well, that's all the time we have for now. In one week, the show kicks off, so everyone practice and be prepared. If you don't mind, I need to go raid my weapons stash.
Super Skrull looked at the camera and pleaded,
"FOR THE LOVE OF ALL LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE, SOMEONE HELP US!"
A sand bag fell on him, knocking him out.
Next Chapter:
The Dancing Begins! Insanity Ensues!