A/N: The "discussion" continues. Mal and Simon. The doctor gets an earful...
"SIMON!"
"Yes, Captain?"
"When you said you were a doctor, I took that to mean of the people-fixin' variety. You gonna tell me after all this time you're a gorram vet?"
"No, Mal, I'm not a veterinarian."
"And my boat ain't a gorram vet surgery, so what's this I hear about you offerin' to treat livestock while we're in port?"
"I didn't offer. Kaylee... made an offer on my behalf. I tried to say no..."
"Well next time there ain't no try, dong ma? No more ruttin' animals on my boat!"
"Does that mean Jayne's getting off before we leave...?"
Translation
Dong ma - understand
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