Disclaimer – ½ Prince and all of the characters belong to Yu Wo

It had been another long, taxing, but very fun concert day, full of the usual dashes of the band members getting dressed, the sound check in the concert hall, the seating of the bazillions of the concert-goers, and the concert itself.

Most of all, Lolidragon enjoyed the moments shortly after the concert, when the hall was steadily emptying and becoming silent once more, and everyone was slowly winding down, and going back into their dressing rooms to change before heading off to do whatever it was they were planning on doing after the concert…

Oh, yes. That was the best part.

Ignoring the loud screams of protestation, Lolidragon forcefully removed Prince's shirt, chuckling with amusement as the elf covered himself up with his hands as if he actually had something there to cover up. "NO! I CAN UNDRESS MYSELF! GO AWAY!" Prince yelled hoarsely, attempting to scramble away from Lolidragon, though the dressing room was rather small and it only took the thief two steps to catch up to him again.

She grabbed his belt buckle.

"NO-O-O-O-O!" he wailed, flailing his arms and legs at her. She simply dodged his attacks. Really, what was there for him to hide? It wasn't as if she hadn't already seen everything before. Everything in all of its mouth-watering deliciousness. Lolidragon sometimes wondered if she would ever stop feeling immensely proud of herself—and Prince also, to some tiny extent—for creating such a perfect Second Life character.

Prince suddenly let out another ear-piercing shriek when Lolidragon undid his belt.

Perfect on the outside, anyway.

"Stop whining!" Lolidragon scolded, knocking him over and pinning him to the floor just for the fun of it. "Yu Lian told me to get your concert clothes from you, so quit struggling and give them to me!"

"I'll give them to you later, so get out!" Prince squirmed frantically in Lolidragon's grip.

She ripped off his belt, but paused before she got a chance to grab his pants when an extremely loud knocking on the dressing room door tore through the air. "Lolidragon, get out here, and stop tormenting Prince already yet!" Yu Lian ordered. "He'll get dressed faster by himself!"

"SHE'S TRYING TO RAPE ME!" Prince screamed.

The pounding on the door suddenly intensified, and the furious voices of Wicked and Ice Phoenix began to join in with Yu Lian's reprimanding tone. Rolling her eyes, Lolidragon stood up, belt and shirt in hand, and left the room. She was slightly surprised when the two players ran into the dressing room to check on Prince, rather than taking the time to beat her up.

Smiling innocently, Lolidragon handed the pieces of clothing to the very huffy-looking Yu Lian. "Go get Gui's clothes, please," the magician asked promptly before going into Prince's dressing room to stop the other two's loud interference.

Hurrying down the hallway, Lolidragon came to a halt outside Gui's door, and knocked. There was a loud crash from inside, and, feeling curious as to what had happened, Lolidragon used her set of keys to open the door, and popped her head inside.

Gui stared back at her in terror, one leg propped up on his dressing table, covered in shaving cream. A razor was in his hand, and he was wearing a pretty purple dress Lolidragon was sure had been hanging on one of the clothing racks for the next photo shoot. How had Gui even managed to fit himself into the dress? It was cut for a slim woman's body, for goodness sake. And where'd he get the shaving equipment from?

Lolidragon withdrew her head and closed the door again, contemplatively staring at the outside of it and wondering just what it was that she'd just seen. Tears gathered at the corners of her eyes as she opened the door again, slamming it shut behind herself. Laughter exploded out in the room as the red-faced Gui attempted to cover up his partially-shaved leg. "YOU MORON! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?"

Gui doing something weird in a closed room and having someone walk in and see him doing whatever was actually the initial idea I had for my other fic, I Heard Nothing. Except it would have been I Saw Nothing.

Oh, Gui. You and your shenanigans…