AN: Two in a row, thank you snow days. Thanks to 14-zodiac-mokona who gave me my only Reveiw, and put me on their alert list. These first two chapters are kinda long, but my chapters probably wont be so long in the future. Now here's Kakuzu with the disclaimer.

Kakuzu: no. Make Hidan do it.

AN: I can't, then I would need a warnning for the Disclaimer. I'll pay you.

Kakuzu: fine. My everlasting nightmare doesn't own Naruto. thank god.

AN: Warning: Hidan and Sam might swear, you have been warned.

Walking into the kitchen I went to see if there was anything to eat. I had spent the last few hours unpacking my stuff… Well, actually, it only took me a half an hour to unpack; I spent the rest of the time listening to music. My roommate ended up being the only other girl in my dorm, go figure. Her name was Konan and she had bright blue hair and eyes with a silver stud on her bottom lip.

Well, back to my self-assigned quest, I opened the refrigerator half-heartedly looking for food, finding nothing I gave up and grabbed a pop. In the living room I found Hidan still watching TV, only Kisame was gone, being replaced by Deidara. Jumping over the side of the couch, I sat down in between the two only to be attacked by Deidara's death glares. Obviously, he was still mad about the whole 'girl-guy' thing.

"What?? Its not my fault you look extraordinarily like a girl, maybe if you cut your damn hair you would be more masculine." I glared back as Hidan started laughing.

"She's got ya there Deidara." He laughed, earning both of us a glare.

"I'm a guy." He mumbled.

"I never said you weren't… I just said you look like a girl." He sighed and turned back to the TV; I smiled knowing I had won and took a swig of my pop, chalk one up for me.

"So Hidan," The white haired man turned his attention away from the TV, "if this is to 'rehabilitate' the students, then why do we get our own refrigerator, and TV, and such??" I raised an eyebrow.

"You'll find out tomorrow." He stated blankly, just as I was about to say something else about it he cut me off, "I said, you'll find out tomorrow." And with that he turned back to the TV.

I stared at the TV for a minute; watching the commercials roll past before I became board. Standing up I decided to go look around my new school, hey, boredom can make you do a whole lot of weird things. I decided to go outside so I headed to walk down the seven flights of stairs, woo whoo. Man I have four words for the school, El-ei-vatt-ors (Elevators)!!!

When I got outside I found that this time there were actually other students out and about. No one talked to me as I walked, which was really nice, looking around I saw a densely wooded area it looked like a forest but how could a school afforded to own their own forest??? Shrugging I decided to check it out. As I walked I found that there was no path, but a few areas looked padded down like they had been used. The trees were so thick here that you couldn't even see the early setting sun of winter, and there was barely any snow that had made it to the earth.

I stopped when I thought I heard a sound, there was no trace of a wind blowing so I knew that couldn't be that. Turning around I looked down at my feet to see a small knife lying on the ground, it had a strange diamond shape blade that connected almost flawlessly into the handle, I had never seen anything like it. Picking it up it felt like a frozen stone in my hand. Stuffing it in my pocket, I turned around to head back to the dorms when I realized that I was lost. As I looked around I saw no hair or hide of any civilization, the lack of snow that I had taken as a blessing earlier had become a curse since I couldn't even follow my own tracks. I was so screwed, well, that'll learn my dad to send me to some type of hell-hole.

Twenty minutes later the cold air started getting to me through my hoodie, it was getting dark out and if I didn't get back soon, I could very well die out here, it wasn't like my room mates would care much anyways. Shivering again, I decided that there was only one thing to do; call for help like a little girl.

As I yelled I though about what it would be like to freeze to death out here. My body temperature would begin to go down soon if it all ready hasn't started. Once again I heard a noise from behind me, turning around I became face-to-face with a rather tall guy, well, not really face-to-face seeing as he was at least a head or two taller than me. Looking up I saw that he had black hair that was pulled back and onyx black eyes.

"What." The guy demanded indifferently in a monotone like voice.

"I got lost, can you help me get back to the dorms??" I asked(pleaded), he sighed and turned around, I took this as an invitation and followed him.

Walking out of the forest took about five minutes, which I should have been able to with out help, even when we had gotten out of the forest, this guy kept walking towards the dorms, I continued following him not caring if I looked like a moron or a stalker, I just wanted to warm up. Under my sweatshirt I was only wearing a tee shirt and my jeans had holes in the knees so they were almost no help, I had only been lucky with my boots.

We walked into the dorm building and I almost sighed with happiness of being inside in the heat. The man headed to the stairs and as I followed him higher up I saw him glance back at me but he said nothing. Once we got to the seventh floor we were both still wondering what the other one was doing, I know I was. He walked up to room 713, (my room), and went inside the door, well what do ya know; he must be one of my roomies.

"Hey, you ok? You don't look so good." Kisame asked me when I came in.

I grunted and walked past to the bathroom on my side of the living room happy to find that it was opened. I quickly shut the door behind me and locked the door and turned on the water. As I waited for it to warm up I looked in the mirror to find I really didn't 'look so good,' my short dark blue black hair was messier than usual, showing random streaks of light blue and white, and my lips looked tainted purplish. I got into the shower and let the steaming hot water wash over me for about ten minutes before I washed my hair and got out. Dried, clad, and ready, I came out of the bathroom brushing my tangled hair out; even short it was a hassle. Looking at a clock on the wall I saw that it was all ready 6:00, I had left to go out at five.

Even though I was hungry, I was too lazy to make myself something to eat. I noticed that the room was empty so sitting on the couch; I turned on the TV and began watching 'That 70's Show'. Sitting back I was happily enjoying my show when suddenly, I sneeze rather loudly.

"Ahh-cho," Great I started class in the morning and I was getting a cold.

"Bless you." I quickly turned around to find that I wasn't the only person in the room, well that was kinda obvious, standing behind me was a guy with messy black-green hair, and it might have been just me or the lighting, but it looked like one have of his face was pale while the other looked really dark, he also had bright yellow eyes like Kakuzu.

"Thanks?" I said kinda weirded out about how he got behind me with having me notice.

"I don't believe we've met?" "Ya, who are you." I jumped a little when the guy talked almost as if he was to different people.

"Umm, I'm Sam…" I paused still a little freaked out, but other wise, ok, he nodded.

"I'm Zetsu." I nodded before he turned and walked away, yeah, this place kept getting weirder and weirder.

AN: There you go, R&R Please.